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indesolution2008-05-14 03:16 am
giantego) wrote in indesolution2008-05-14 03:16 am
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Because I said I was going to. It was worth it. People died for this list.
Play along at home, kids! Because god knows I do.
TAKE A SHOT WHENEVER...
- A newbie asks about someone who isn't here.
- Someone complains about their job.
- Someone complains about not having a job.
- Anyone mentions their "duty" back at home and how badly they need to go back.
- Nathan Petrelli makes a long, condescending post filled to the brim with political jargon.
- Charlie Dalton makes a comment on said entry. Yes, every time. Yes, you're already plastered.
- Someone makes a new post after that to complain about the government's latest cockgrab.
- Anyone bitches about the breeding propaganda.
- Dante hits on someone.
- Yuuko Ichihara says something cryptic.
- Rube Sofer calls Mason a fuck up.
- You see the word "revolution."
- Bobby Drake makes more than three comments in under a minute.
- Simca, Kururu or Shiki use a face that you can't even make out.
- Vilma Fachiri talks about kung-fu or recruits a new student.
- The rollerblade kids talk about getting their ~sky~ back.
- Two anime kids are really obvious about boning each other.
- You don't know what the hell River Tam is talking about.
- Ravi calls someone "boss."
- Rokudou Mukuro uses someone's full name like the creepy creep that he is.
- Anyone posts to gloat over their latest misdeeds.
- Anyone bitches about their roommate.
- Near creepily knows the exact name and location of someone in babylon.
- L welcomes the new influx of residents.
- Prince Zuko or Todd Anderson leave a blank comment.
- Princess Azula threatens her brother.
- Hibari strings more than two words together.
- Nia asks a question.
- Ky Kiske placates the people.
- Anyone quotes poetry anywhere.
- Rhode Camelot screws with our dreams.
- People go back and forth with song lyrics.
- Anyone talks about overthrowing Nathan Petrelli.
- Peter Petrelli steps in to defend his brother.
- Someone bitches about the Disciplinary Committee.
- The baseball kids are really really flamboyantly obviously homosexual toward one another.
- Anyone complains about the food quality here. It's bad, we get it.
- The triad of social rejects has an overdramatic blowout over something completely trivial in plain view of the public.
- Andrew Wells knows more about someone's canon than that person does.
- Jonathan Levinson uses "um."
- Warren Mears threatens to kill someone, or alludes to his alleged badassery.
- Faith Lehane does something slutty or violent.
- Sparkplug and his pedobait have an obvious lover's quarrel.
- Yagami Raito acknowledges his fiancee's overenthusiastic existence.
- Captain Malcolm Reynolds uses improper grammar.
- I GO ON ONE OF MY INFAMOUS RANTS AT SOMEONE.
- Another organized fight goes down.
- Anyone lands themselves in prison and bitches endlessly about it once they get out.
- There's a wonderful reunion of long-lost friends/enemies/lovers/siblings.
- Someone comes back from the dead!
- Anyone makes a nerd reference that goes over their friend's head.
- Molly Mahoney mentions her magical toy store.
- Buffy and Angel have super tons of UST.
- Cordelia Chase says "whatever."
- Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom recruit people for the next new horrible horrible musical extravaganza.
- Edward Cullen subtly alludes to his vampiricism.
- Akira Udou alleges that Matt Parkman brainraped him.
- Oosaki Nana and Rock Howard discuss their failure of a band.
- Iori Yagami puts up with Andrew Wells. (Seriously, about you NOT eating my bruschetta next time.)
- Maureen Johnson talks about her performance art.
- Any and all of the ~Meisters~ talk about their machinery blah blah that they left at home.
- Lilly Kane acts like a drunken whore.
- Lyra Silvertongue outsmarts someone five times her age.
- The nerds hit on Scully.
- Shawn Spencer and his buddy Gus make a ~psychic~ prediction.
- Tamaki Suou remains blindingly oblivious to all the lust and violence of the world.
- Anya Jenkins takes a metaphor far too literally.
- That Satsuki kid awkwardly talks about humans.
- Sawada Tsunayoshi steps in to mediate the mafia bullshit.
- The mafia family acts more gay than life-threatening.
- Gokudera swears like a sailor and calls the baseball idiot... well. A baseball idiot. See, it's sticking! Like any good nickname should!
- Kanda Yuu threatens to kill someone.
- Akito and Agito switch off.
- Chrome Dokuro tries to reason with you about Rokudou's actions.
- All you can focus on are Natsume Aya's endowments.
- Nero and Dante have an increasingly homosexual fight.
- Anyone advertises a new club (Grounded Anonymous, I Died In My Canon, the rollerblading whatevers, BBNBA, the DC, the dance club, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah).
- The old people get their alcoholism on.
- The young kids are sexualized.
- ADDITIONS WELCOME.
DRAIN THE BOTTLE WHENEVER...
- Minami Itsuki gets through a whole sentence without any typos.
- Rokudou Mukuro brutally tortures someone.
- Rei Ayanami puts together more than three words.
- A political figurehead mysteriously kicks the bucket and all hell breaks loose!
- The all-small crew (Dante, Levinson, Aang, Kururu, Mason, pink thing, Kazu, Lilly, Toph, Gau, Yuusuke) use proper capitalization.
- The all-caps crew (Itsuki, Max Bialystock, Bobby Drake) use proper capitalization.
- Someone makes a horrible production illustrating the many problems of Babylon.
- Anyone, anyone at all, has any semblance of heterosexual relations.
DRINK YOURSELF INTO A STUPOR IF...
- We actually find a way out of this damn fishbowl.
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