I thought roaches would survive a nuke, but whatever I'm definitely NOT complaining

[disparages]

God, who knew I'd get stuck in another hellhole. Do you know they didn't let me move into an apartment till "the smoke cleared" from some fight? What the hell is that even supposed to mean? That totally sounds familliar and NOT in a good way. Oh, and this apartment? Frankly this place isn't exactly plush if you ask me. But there aren't roaches so it's a start. Ughhh a start for WHAT I don't know, can we please talk about something else??

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[notwalking]

It's Charlie, sweetness. Or Nuwanda. Charles is my father's name.

[disparages]

Trust me. If you call me sweetness again, the nicest thing I'll be calling you is Charles.

[notwalking]

Yeah, yeah. Duly noted. It's cute when you type all pissed off.

[disparages]

OH MY GOD are you like listening to me type outside my door you little freak of nature??

[notwalking]

That's not very nice, Cordelia. What kind of man do you take me for?

[disparages]

Well, when you got all up in arms about me talking to your military buddy, I just figured you were gay.

[notwalking]

One, Captain. Two, you talk with your cleavage often? Three, you figured wrong.

[disparages]

I'm not exactly in your league, Charles, so your sexuality isn't a huge concern of mine. And we had a completely innocent conversation! I can't help it if you have wandering eyes. Well, I mean I can, but do you want to get maced that badly?

[notwalking]

Tell me you at least cook?

[disparages]

Oh, I hope you like pepper.

[notwalking]

Not particularly.

[notwalking]

THE FUCK?

[disparages]

Welcome to the future. It's called pepper spray, pervert.

[notwalking]

Jesus fucking shit. What the hell did I do to deserve such a sweet, lovely roommate.

[disparages]

I wouldn't reccomend coming on this side of the apartment until you build up an immunity to this kinda stuff.

[notwalking]

That's no fun.

[disparages]

Ugh, kid you are like the total opposite of fun for me.

[notwalking]

Ah, you don't know that yet.

[captnkennit.livejournal.com]

I keep asking myself that.

[notwalking]

She's got moxie.

[captnkennit.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure pepper spray classifies as moxie.

[notwalking]

It burns pretty good.

[disparages]

You really need to update your vocabulary.

[disparages]

So! You going to be over here a lot?

[captnkennit.livejournal.com]

That depends. I could always meet Charlie at my apartment, if you would prefer.