indesolution | (no subject)

Something something bitching about work. Except there's nothing to bitch about.

Bored.

something something something beer.

Beer in itself doesn't really dispel boredom.

but the person you drink it with does.

Well if I had a person to drink beer with, I wouldn't be bored in the first place.

Why look any further? The beer's on me.

What. You're volunteering for something?

i don't like to think of it as charity.

What do you like to think of it as then?

a night with a pretty girl. you get a beer and some interesting company, we're both happy.

Ahaha. Well, I'd love to take you up on that, but apparently I'm being called away~

yeah, i see that.

Your roommate.

yeah, she likes to ruin anything fun.

You could always offer to help her bathe yourself.

i could also bribe her with booze.

When you're not busy bathing your perfectly capable boss we should do something.

crisis averted.

... so I see.

You know I never agreed to go drinking with you.

We can go do something now.

so you'd leave a guy hanging? that's cold.

Maybe I am cold.

so, i should just take a graceful step back and wish you a good night?

I'm not sure. You deserve something for volunteering to be her bathroom bitch.

what can i say? i did it for you. you should enjoy your friday night.

Oh you escaped?

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