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[lostmydreams.livejournal.com]

[ Filter: Public to everyone except Hachi ]

Oi, listen up. Hachiko needs a date for Valentine's Day. I'm not asking for anything serious, just a date.

She's sweet, makes delicious food, and acts like a puppy. Her past boyfriend was a little shit and she needs someone to show her a good time.


[ Filter: Private ]

You're always gone at the worst times, aren't you? I don't care if I'm alone on Valentine's Day, it's a stupid holiday. But if you were here, I could ask you to get that long haired asshole of a bassist to at least take Hachi out on her dream date.



I should have just given the key back.

Comments

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

how old is she?

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

Wow, Mason. Wow.

[postits]

You're on your own.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

don't judge me, at least i'm finding out.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

fuck me, i was just asking.

[lostmydreams.livejournal.com]

are you a rapist

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

Wasn't judging, just... commenting.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

what!!! what the fuck! no!

[lostmydreams.livejournal.com]

why are people freaking out at you?!

[ringofstorm.livejournal.com]

What the fuck?

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

i don't fucking know! because either they enjoy being incredibly fucking sarcastic or they haven't gotten laid in about thirty fucking years plus.

[lostmydreams.livejournal.com]

... i think i like you.

[lostmydreams.livejournal.com]

you got a problem?

[ofthebirds.livejournal.com]

(*´ ･｀) Hachiko? You mean Nana Chan? Why does she need a date?

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

i'm your good time man.

[chiefsecond.livejournal.com]

She's okay, right?

[lostmydreams.livejournal.com]

I want this to be my valentine's day gift to her.

[ Filter: Hiko ]

[lostmydreams.livejournal.com]

Her last boyfriend ended up cheating on her. I think she's still a little... torn up and afraid from that.

[lostmydreams.livejournal.com]

...

[lostmydreams.livejournal.com]

Hiko. You should take Hachiko out. You're perfect.

[ Filter: Oosaki ]

[chiefsecond.livejournal.com]

What? Why would he do something like that?

[lostmydreams.livejournal.com]

Explain yourself.

[chiefsecond.livejournal.com]

What?

[chiefsecond.livejournal.com]

Me?

[ Filter: Hiko ]

[lostmydreams.livejournal.com]

Because men are fucking idiots and find girls named Sachiko.

[lostmydreams.livejournal.com]

Well, I could send her out with you or somebody random who could rape and kill her.

You make the choice.

[ Filter: Oosaki ]

[chiefsecond.livejournal.com]

I'll take her out.

[chiefsecond.livejournal.com]

Okay. I'll do it.

[lostmydreams.livejournal.com]

Perfect. I'll spend the day with Hachi, then around 6ish you can take over. Keep her out for as long as you like.

Oh, and loosen up a bit, huh, Hiko? I'm sure that won't be a problem for her, though.

[chiefsecond.livejournal.com]

I'll be fine, don't worry. I'll cheer her up.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

brilliant. maybe i'm offering for the wrong girl. i'm mason.