indesolution | post 3

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alright!! this is my kind of night. time to head out and cause some trouble, blow some shit up, and get smashed. who's in?

You're the trick, I'm the treat.

that sounds gay, dude.

Dude.

I meant you trick them and I console them into bed.

that doesn't make that any less gay.

i know i'm hot and everything, dean. control yourself.

Not gay.

c'mon, for me?

Sorry, Dante. Not my type.

If I'm going gay I want someone prettier.

i think i'm as pretty as they come.

are my tits not big enough?

You hit the nail on the head.

oh dean, i can get a push-up bra for you. maybe then i'd be an a cup.

Man, I'm gonna need more than a handful.

even if i turn the lights off? you're a hard man to please.

I get that a lot.

...Pathetic.

Motherfuck.

No thank you.

Although I understand that you suffer from that Oedipus Complex... you're weak, brother.

whatever you say, brother.

bring it.