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[telepathics]

Yuo kown wtah's msesde uq? I'ev deen hree orve a mnoht nwo, abn tehre's siltl on snig of Sruesh ro Mloly. I hoeq teyh gte rehe snoo. I'b be liygn fi I sdia I wsan't wroride fro tmeh.

To tshoe fo yuo woh sltil hvane't restigered, pelsae renosciber. I kwon ti skucs, btu yuo hvae ot bo wtah you haev to od, rghit? Abn Nathan's teh oen ohw maesk eth potilicla anuoncmtents hree, btu I cna asurse uyo ttah tsih si orf teh gdoo of evrynoee in Baldyon. If uoy tiknh we'er ginog to de uisgn tish inmfrotiona agsaint ayonen, I bno't kown woh yuo'ev dene rebaign, btu we arne't tohse kidn of peqole. Takhns to ervyrone woh's bnee coporeatign, uyo've mbae eth rdie a lto smotohre.

I fele leik I'm frgoetitgn smotihegn. I gsues — oh yhea, Aktio, od yuo nkow hwo ot mkae rbe vlevte ckae?

Comments

[behemothed]

You don't need any more cake!

[telepathics]

I bditn' sya ti wsa fro me.

[behemothed]

eh? You got a girl?

[telepathics]

Nto qiute wtah I mtnea.

[behemothed]

a guy?

[telepathics]

No.

[behemothed]

Then what fattie??

[telepathics]

I wsa jstu cuiros, Arkai.

[behemothed]

Yeah, your gigantic stomach is curious.

[telepathics]

Smoenoe si jleoaus ttha he wno't gte ayn rbe vlevte caek.

[behemothed]

Akito makes me eat sweet stuff until I throw up! Which you should start doing- the throwing up, not the eating.

[telepathics]

Dno't eb an idtio.

[behemothed]

Don't be so fat you break ANOTHER chair.

[telepathics]

Nwo yuo're jtsu mkaign thgins uq.

[behemothed]

Then how did it break.

[telepathics]

Yuo trpipde oerv it.

[behemothed]

That's a lie!

[telepathics]

Btu si it rlealy?

[behemothed]

YES! Your fat ass broke it.

[behemothed]

And I don't trip.

[telepathics]

I bno't liek yuro acuscatnios.

[telepathics]

Eyvroen tpris.

[notwalking]

Unless you get kicked in the kneecaps?

[behemothed]

How did your nose not break? I can't figure it out.

[behemothed]

You can't trip in the air.