ATTN FUCKER WHO TRIED TO LIGHT THE HOSPITAL ON FIRE: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

[giantego]

Would you look at that! I have an hour between shifts that I've actually taken to come home, NOT get drunk, and make this VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

STOP FIGHTING EACH OTHER FOR NO GOOD GOD DAMN REASON.

And oh HEY THERE ROKUDO, thanks for leaving the eye in this time! You're a pal!

I, and the rest of the doctors and nurses on staff, hate you all. Good day.

Comments

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Dude, someone lit my fruit stand on fire too. This is a bad day. :(

[giantego]

Yes. Because the sick, injured and dying are as precious a commodity as fresh fruit.

[ex_wells219]

What.

[giantego]

Strike two there, Elle.

[ex_wells219]

No I mean really, what.

[giantego]

A girl named Azula, I don't know if you know her. Not as bad off as you were, but it's the thought that counts, I'm sure.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

The difference being that the hospital IS NOT ACTUALLY on fire, thanks I'm sure to the intrepid work of its staff, whereas the fruit stand I cherish so dearly is gone forever. :(

[giantego]

GET REVENGE.

[ex_wells219]

I don't, really. Is she at the hospital?

[giantego]

Obviously.

[ex_wells219]

Okay, that's not too far away.

[giantego]

Are you going to be following me around and soaking my pristine white coat with your tears again while I try to save lives?

[ex_wells219]

I'll stay in her room. With my laptop.

[giantego]

Because god forbid I get rid of you.

[ex_wells219]

Enjoy your break.

[giantego]

Oh for the love of god BLAH BLAH BLAH GUILT TRIP DOWNWARD SPIRAL BLAH I'll see you there.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

I can't go out for my afternoon jog because EVERYONE HAS GONE INSANE.

This is going to affect my blood pressure.

[giantego]

Please feel free to come to the hospital, it's apparently where the party is at these days.

[notanherbivore]

What did he do.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

This is beyond merely fighting one another for no reason.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

That's not a bad idea. I've also been concerned about what this inter-dimensional transport is doing to my blood-sugar levels. I have naturally low levels of glucose in my system. It's a problem.