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[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

I don't mean to be the kind of man that has only one thing on his mind, but Max reminded me that even though we've already been using these things extensively over the course of the musical, they could probably be very useful for more advertising now that the show is so very close to opening!

That is to say, Bye Bye Babylon, a Bialystock and Bloom production, will be opening on the Tenth of May, which is the Saturday after next! Of course you're all going to want to come and see this masterpiece of a musical, which we believe should appeal to everyone from all ages and races. And worlds, I suppose! Tickets are available now right up until the final performance at prices which vary from $60 to $15 depending on whether or not you're willing to use a scale replica of the Palomar 200-inch optical reflecting telescope to view the proceedings, hahaha.

The opening performance starts at 7pm, however we advise you take your seats by 6:30. There will be a matinée performance on Sunday the Eleventh at midday, and another 7pm performance that night. The show will repeat itself on the Sixteenth and Seventeenth of May, also at 7pm, with our final show on Sunday the Eighteenth of May at 8:30pm.

The musical itself stars new talent Gau and venerated stage actress Fujioka Haruhi, not to mention a cast of dozens of others of theatrical virtuosos handpicked from the citizens of Babylon, including Suou Tamaki, Ema Skye, Lilly Kane, Amane Misa, Aang, Daisy Adair, Cordelia Chase, Neil Perry, and plenty of the other young men and women you have come to know and love; come along and support them!

Cast and crew are reminded that the final dress rehearsal is next Thursday; please be prompt. And remember to let your friends and family, coworkers and roommates, or in short everyone you know when and where to come and see you perform.

Thankyou very much, Babylon, for your inspiration and interest, and I'm sure we'll see you all at Bye Bye Babylon! Please don't pull down the fliers.

Comments

[bialyhoos]

 

[bialyhoos]

 

[bialyhoos]

TOO MUCH TEXT

[bialyhoos]

YOU'RE A PRODUCER, LEO, START ACTING LIKE ONE

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Well Max, I wouldn't want to miss any of the important details.

[bialyhoos]

I STOPPED READING AFTER "I DON'T MEAN"

YOUR POINT WAS NOT MADE

ALL DETAILS LOST

YOU LOSE, LEO

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Do producers have to use flashy text, then?

[bialyhoos]

YES AND LOTS OF CAPITALS SO AS TO CATCH THE ATTENTION OF THE AVERAGE THEATRE GOER (WHO IS DUMB AS A ROCK!!!!!)

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

My informational post was very interesting and informative! I even included a joke.

[bialyhoos]

YOU DID? WHERE? MORE IMPORTANTLY, WAS IT EVEN FUNNY?

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Don't insult our patrons in the comments, Max, it could give us a bad reputation.

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Of course it was. I added some textual laughter for effect.

[bialyhoos]

BECAUSE THE LAST JOKE YOU TOLD ME, LEO, ENDED IN "BECAUSE HER ACCELERATION WAS DEPRECIATED!!!!" I DON'T UNDERSTAND ACCOUNTING JOKES

[bialyhoos]

OH WELL IN THAT CASE

[bialyhoos]

YES, WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid you did rather have to be there. Still, I'm quite sure my jokes are getting better, I've been practicing in front of the mirror.

[bialyhoos]

SEE ALSO: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD, MAX??? NO, NOT TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE, THAT'S ABSURD! SOMETHING SOMETHING AGGREGATE DEMAND, HE WAS A CPA. for the love of god Leo WHAT ARE YOU EVER TALKING ABOUT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH



HAVE YOU REALLY

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Practice makes perfect, after all, Max.

[bialyhoos]

IN ALL ASPECTS OF LIFE............

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[hostbu]

I can't wait!!!

[bialyhoos]

BY THE BY, HAVE WE MADE PLANS FOR OUR........... POST-SHOW CELEBRATIONS YET

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Me neither!

[bialyhoos]

I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO NOT WAIT

[hostbu]

OH I AM NOT WAITING TO WAIT!

[bialyhoos]

ONLY A FOOL WAITS TO NOT WAIT, AND IN HIS IMPATIENCE HE WAITS ON NOT WAITING, IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE TAMAKI I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO FALL INTO IT

[hostbu]

THE ONLY CYCLE I'VE FALLEN INTO IS A CYCLE OF ENDLESS EXCITEMENT!!

[bialyhoos]

KEEP THAT UP, KID

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Then you should probably take a few deep breaths and have a glass of water.

[hostbu]

Yes, I have been a little ill recently..

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

We wouldn't want to lose one of our best actors! Over excitement is nothing to scoff or laugh about, let me tell you!

[tothegloryof.livejournal.com]

(°_°;) there's going to be a musical?! (ﾟДﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ) orz i've been so distracted i didn't notice, i'm sorry!

(o^-')o∠☆:ﾟ*' i'll try to make one of your shows, bloom-san!!!

[andiburn.livejournal.com]

Hopefully this doesn't end in disaster.