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Recently, there was a disruption in my apartment ... It seems that someone chose to break into it and steal not only my shoes, but fill my refridgerator with a large amount of food. As there was already food in there, and I need those shoes I find myself rather disturbed by this disruption.

If you happened to cause this, do know that I will be bringing justice to you ... And it will becoming swiftly, as soon as I acquire a new pair of shoes. It will be difficult to obtain a similar pair in a world such as this. Babylon doesn't seem to understand the necessity of fashion trends.

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Shocking.

There should be no reason for you to do this, Spitfire ... I would suggest giving me my shoes back.

I stole your shoes? Why would I do that? Your feet are smaller than mine.

What are you talking about, fashion trends? If you're still wearing the same pair, they weren't very fashionable!

He shouldn't blame you for losing his shoes!

Someone did you a favor!

It would be to your benefit to return my shoes, Sister.

First you accuse Spitfire and then me! You're so frustrating!

Why don't you calm down and eat some food?

The action is transparent ... I don't need a pair of AT, Sister.

You need to eat. You're not getting your shoes back until you finish everything!

It's all right. Our Kilik is sometimes cruel.

There was an adequate amount of food in my fridge ... I don't see why you saw the need to remove it and replace it with over two hundred sandwiches.

I am not your Kilik ... Nor am I cruel.

Because you're skinny and unattractive!

You just won't eat the food that we spent all that time making for you! That's cruel!

That's going too far...

If we're being honest, he's not that skinny.

He's a skeleton!

It's not Halloween!

I don't think you can stop anything with that figure. Least of all AT!

He was cuter when he was a little chubby...

Yes, you are. Ours, I mean. After all, whose else would you be! We're your family.

That Cornish game hen was not cheap either!

I agree. We could pinch his cheeks.

There was never a moment in my life when I was chubby ... You're sorely mistaken.

You can start today!

I still say we should've just given him a can a crisco and locked him in the bathroom.

You're so sensitive.

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