indesolution | (no subject)

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I believe that the government did not think their brilliant plan all the way through.

What do they expect me to do with this?

They burn very poorly.

The trash might be a better option.

There is a certain lack of satisfaction in merely throwing something in the trash.

We could make you a hat?

I am not wearing that on my head.

Whatever you do with it, you might want to find sufficient ventilation.

Wear it, apparently.

Duly noted.

I believe the problems I have with that should be somewhat obvious.

Well I'm sure it's clean?

...Or I hope it is, anyway.

To all but them.

The only insult worse than receiving undergarments from the government would be receiving secondhand undergarments from the government.

One must wonder at their qualifications for running anything.

Honestly, with all the baby things and the Viagra in the water?

Wouldn't surprise me.

Unfortunately no one has the option of being choosy.

How very classy of them.

Super classy.

In your case, use it as a rope?

They really don't think about the quadrupeds, do they?

I haven't found myself with much need for rope, either.

Evidently not.

Then a very stringy chew-toy?