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Sa-chan clawed up the couch some.

How do I train a kitten?

Get a scratching post and rub it down with catnip. Spritz your furniture with eucalyptus essential oil if you can find it; they don't like the smell.

Ah, Madoka-chan... We could go get a scratching post for the kitten.

And that's all?

That sounds good but I don't really have money.

We can make one!

It's worked for almost all the cats who ever lived with me. And we're talking dozens and dozens.

Pick it up and put it back on the floor and yell a lot, probably.

That's not how it works.

I dunno if I can find all that stuff but I'll try!

That could work!

Yeah but I don't want her to be scared of me.

I bet Senpai will help!

Okay!