indesolution | (no subject)

I see that you have a firm grasp on the concept of 'anonymous'.

Ehh? How tha Hell I'm supposed to know what to get someone I ain't know?

Read their interaction with other people, ask their friends and room-mate, or even ask if anyone knows what series they're from and find out information from that.

Moron! That guy's right, y'know.

Except on the uh series.

DON'T ASK THAT.

I think you're doing it wrong ...

...Eh? Ain't it easier to just ask tha guy himself?

...Tha fuck? What's he talking about?

....If he'd just tell me it'd be done.

NOTHING.

You screwed up anyway. He's not supposed to know you're getting him something!

But it's supposed to be secret?

WHAT YA HIDING, ICHIGO?!

HOW THA FUCK AM I GONNA GET HIM SOMETHING IF I DON'T KNOW THE GUY?!

So secret I ain't even know what to get him!

And once again we return to the problem of anonymity.

AGAIN. NOTHING. QUIT ASKING.

YOU ASK PEOPLE THAT KNOW HIM OR GET HIM SOMETHING GENERIC, DUMBASS.

Ya ain't making no sense to me. Just wanna get this over with.

THA FUCK YOU HIDING?!!?!?

GENERIC SHIT'S STUPID! MIGHT AS WELL SPEND MONEY ON SHIT HE WANTS!

I SAID NOTHING DIDN'T I.

WHO CARES?! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA TALK TO THE GUY AGAIN!

I do not know the man, but he seems to be fond of coffee.

THAT MEANS YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING?!

....Yeah. For once ya make sense.

Do it your way, then.

Coffee? Thanks. That's all I needed to know.

I'M NOT HIDING ANYTHING. QUIT ASKING, STUPID.

I always make sense!

OI! What'd ya mean by 'series'?

Any time.

WHATEVER! I'MA ASK THE OTHER GUY THEN!

HA HA HA HA HA! HOW FUNNY!

WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU RENJI!?

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DUMBASS!

FUCK IF I CARE!

Hey, old man.

Don't tell this guy anything. He's sensitive, y'know? He doesn't know how to handle crap that requires him to think.

I'M TELLING YOU NOW THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY.

Well, damn.

I used series as a general term; the medium or text from which we were originally pulled. You can pick up pamphlets on Adjusting to Being Fictional in the lobby of government building 18C.

....

THA FUCK?!

He has a right to know where he comes from.

..damnit. He didn't need to know.

Wouldn't he have found out eventually? We're all in this together, Mr. Kurosaki.

I dunno. I was hoping we'd get to go back before he ever had to find out.

I'm not sure we ever will.

I'm not sure they know how.

As many people that are here, someone's gotta find a way back, don't they?! If I think that way, then... Anyway, I can't stay here so I'm not gonna think stupidly like that. No offense. If we got here, we've gotta be able to get back inevitably.

Depends how you envision who and what we were before.

Still. You should help your friend up there adjust instead of waiting for a time that may never come.

In this world, you are a character from a book or comic or video game or television series. People have read about you, or watched you on a screen - I don't know you, so I can't say which for you personally. However now you are here, real flesh and blood, and responsible for your actions.

...I really would advise dropping by and picking up some of those pamphlets.

Hey!! good idea.

..Yeah.

I can do that, and I can still believe we'll go back to whatever it was we were. Heh. That's not bad advice for an old guy though.

...

Yeah. I'll do that.

Ain't it?! Your the first to see the beauty of it.

hey i think so too

aint bad

Yeah? Good! Least I ain't alone in my thoughts.

Thanks.

I guess this means you're buying for him.

Let me warn you that he makes his own blends of coffee.