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[powersurge.livejournal.com]

The government here sure is friendly.

I thought the point of doing a Secret Santa in the normal situations where you do that kind of thing was to spread optional cheer. Notifications that I haven't sent in anything yet and have to shell out fifty bucks if I don't? Really not in the "spirit."

Whatever, I'm working through Christmas anyway. Also? Not Christian.

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[onhispaths.livejournal.com]

...they're fining you?

[powersurge.livejournal.com]

Apparently.

[yakyuubaka.livejournal.com]

...I'm glad I bought for mine already!

[powersurge.livejournal.com]

Tempted to just put fifteen bucks in an envelope with my assignment's name on it.

Although I'm kind of curious as to what they plan to do to me if I don't buy anything, and don't pay the fine.

[yakyuubaka.livejournal.com]

Arrest you, I guess?

But I wonder how that'd go! I mean, there's some pretty tough people around here. They wouldn't try if they weren't prepared for that kind of thing, would they?

[powersurge.livejournal.com]

For failing to spread cheer?

And yeah, they've probably got some way to deal with me by now. Sure as hell were surprised when I first got here, though.

[yakyuubaka.livejournal.com]

You never know!

Were you one of the first ones to get here?

[powersurge.livejournal.com]

No. I think I was the first person to electrocute someone when they tried to grab me, though.

[yakyuubaka.livejournal.com]

...I guess that would do it!

[andglory.livejournal.com]

She's a bit unfriendly. Didn't come with her cage, you see.

[yakyuubaka.livejournal.com]

It takes all types, I guess!

Translation:

[andglory.livejournal.com]

I'm a fucking bitch, you assholes.

[powersurge.livejournal.com]

You need to stop using babelfish.

[andglory.livejournal.com]

It's called googlefish here, didn't you fucking know?

[powersurge.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I don't spend all my free time translating from English into jackass.

[andglory.livejournal.com]

What was that, Ashida, want to make out again? Sorry, I'm busy

[powersurge.livejournal.com]

Fuck off.

[andglory.livejournal.com]

Already wanna fuck, Ashida? I'll keep it in mind.

[powersurge.livejournal.com]

If you're trying to make me throw up, it's working.

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[thememorystays.livejournal.com]

Since you seem to know her, I suppose asking you is worth a shot.

Suppose for a moment that you're shopping for Ms. Ashida, and you're not trying to piss her off. What would you get her for Christmas?

[ Filter: Alia ]

[andglory.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't try bath soaps, but I think she's into anime or some shit. She had some kind of poster up, and rap music and chick music. Go wild, I guess.

[filter: Julian Keller]

[thememorystays.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[repent]

The government here sure is full of shit, is what I think. I got a notification and I'm like, yo, guys, I just GOT here.

[powersurge.livejournal.com]

Clearly you should've had the foresight to buy a gift before you were ripped from your homeworld and dumped here.

[repent]

I know right? Fucking thoughtless of me.

[kingofthunder.livejournal.com]

I just wrapped up some soap and sent that off.

[powersurge.livejournal.com]

...It wasn't our soap, was it?

[kingofthunder.livejournal.com]

No one was using it.