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I don't really understand why that nice man wouldn't let us into the ball. I had a flier and everything! It's not like Max and I were each other's dates or anything, we were flying solo. Still, I guess that means going back to the (surprisingly few!) scripts in the apartment. There doesn't seem to be much of a market for theatre here, not that that will stop us.

You know, it occurs to me that given the new generation's lack of knowledge of the classics, it's likely an enterprising businessman could reproduce old scripts as their own work. Still, I suppose that would be a difficult undertaking, and I'm consumed with my own work on Bye Bye Babylon at the moment.

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[bialyhoos]

I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT I WAS ESCORTING YOU, LEO

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Escorting in the strictly heterosexual sense, of course!

[bialyhoos]

NATURALLY

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I'm not sure that's quite what those door-people thought.

[bialyhoos]

FORGET THEM LEO, WE ARE THE CELEBRATION OF LOVE

[bialyhoos]

ALSO: WHAT

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What? What what?

[bialyhoos]

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD A NEW SCHEME

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It's hardly a scheme, Max. I was just throwing around some idle thoughts!

[bialyhoos]

IDLE MONEYMAKING THOUGHTS YOU ACCOUNTING GENIUS YOU

WHEN YOU SAY REPRODUCING...

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MAX! YOU'RE NOT CONSIDERING ACTUALLY FOLLOWING THROUGH ON THIS IDEA, ARE YOU?

[bialyhoos]

I AM MAX BIALYSTOCK, KING OF BROADWAY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT

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Well, a little tact in regards to using the intertubes would be a start!

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SCRIPTS AND MONEY

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I did a lot of (very informative) research and came to realise that other people can read this, Max! People such as the olice-pay, or the... RS-Iay.

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IF THE POLICE HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO READ OUR ELECTRONIC CHATTERBOXING THEN I DARE THEM TO STOP US

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I'm glad that's cleared up, then!

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SO DEAR LEO, WHICH GREAT PLAYWRIGHT OF OUR TIME SHOULD WE PLAGIARIZE FIRST

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I always enjoyed Tom Stoppard....

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Though that's a statement, not a suggestion!

[bialyhoos]

HERE'S ANOTHER STATEMENT: I CALL OSCAR WILDE

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I suppose Shakespeare's too well-known to effectively plagiarise.

[bialyhoos]

YES AND AFTER FUNNY BOY, SHAKESPEARE IS DEAD TO ME, SO LET'S NOT

LEO LEO LEO, THINK OF ALL THE PLAYS WRITTEN AFTER OUR TIME!!!! WE MUST RESEARCH AND BY THAT I MEAN YOU MUST RESEARCH

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I'm all over it! I guess not going to the ball has proved productive after all...







I miss singing, Max.

[bialyhoos]

I DO TOO, LEO

THAT'S WHY WE NEED A THEATRE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

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I DO, I DO.