I thought roaches would survive a nuke, but whatever I'm definitely NOT complaining

[disparages]

God, who knew I'd get stuck in another hellhole. Do you know they didn't let me move into an apartment till "the smoke cleared" from some fight? What the hell is that even supposed to mean? That totally sounds familliar and NOT in a good way. Oh, and this apartment? Frankly this place isn't exactly plush if you ask me. But there aren't roaches so it's a start. Ughhh a start for WHAT I don't know, can we please talk about something else??

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[magicbone]

oh. holy cats.

[disparages]

um Excuse me?

[magicbone]

oh god help me. Cordelia? um it's me. Jonathan?

[disparages]

Oh. OH, hi. You're here? That's.. random.

[magicbone]

um yeah it is. I don't really get it either. wait so you really remember me?

[truthmeasurer.livejournal.com]

It's different from the worlds I've been too, but they're all different. This one really en't so bad compared to the others – unless there's something big and frightening and terrible and dripping death outside the dome.

[disparages]

Yeah, well Los Angeles was a different world compared to my hometown but nothing as bizarro as this.

[truthmeasurer.livejournal.com]

So, you can't travel through worlds usually? I can see how that'd be strange. There are places that are a lot worse.

[disparages]

Not usually, but we always wind up doing something totally weird we probabaly shouldn't.

[repent]

Wow, I didn't think it was possible for my week to get worse. Hey Cordy, how's it hanging?

[disparages]

Oh, great to see the prison system here is totally worthless.

[repent]

Hey, step down, you can't go to prison if you haven't done anything wrong. Well, here. I mean, I was totally gonna do my other 22-life years later, once Buffy didn't need me anymore.

[disparages]

Uh huh. You think they would take psycho past actions into account during that registration process, that's all.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Cordelia?

[disparages]

Oh my god! Buffy!

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

It's...been a while?

[disparages]

Yeah. um Yeah, what's up with this place? You're pretty good with messed up stuff like this, right?

[notwalking]

Hey, roomie.

[disparages]

Charles.

[notwalking]

It's Charlie, sweetness. Or Nuwanda. Charles is my father's name.

[disparages]

Trust me. If you call me sweetness again, the nicest thing I'll be calling you is Charles.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Wow. Cordelia Chase being in with the Slayer crowd is just not computing, did they need someone to like, flash some ass at the vampires as a distraction?

[disparages]

Rude, much? Who are you?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Classic.

Warren Mears. Sunnydale villain, but that was apparently after your time.

[disparages]

Oh yeah? So was your super power really lame insults or did you repel the forces of good with your bad skin?