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Since Dante isn't cool enough to figure out how to do this right, I'll show him how.

And this is how I'm a cannon.

sure.

you were licking my face

i can lick other things.

...

dude wtf

Should I get out the Popsicles?

Would you like one too?

got any rootbeer?

We've only got fudgecicles left.

i'll add that to the list.

Put milk on there too.

so milk, rootbeer popsicles, tomato sauce and lube.

cheese.

okay, shit, cheese.

frozen pizzas.

uh.

toilet paper.

Shampoo and conditioner.

About four bottles of each should do it.

FOUR

I have a lot of hair.

damnit, i can't write that fast witch.

coca-shita.

bacon.

four packages.

we need more porn.

I have some on my computer.