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Right back to normal, huh?

I can't say I mind it.

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So, anyone else curious about when things are bound to fuck up next? It's been too long since this place screwed with us somehow. I'm waiting for the next breeding fad. Now that Yuuko's back, it seems I might actually take advantage of it a few hundred times, too.

So come the start of September or around that time, I'll have been here for a year. Some of us have been here a little longer, but the idea is a little daunting. I haven't been feeling so hot lately (get it? so hot, I'm a riot), and I think it's the loss of the snow and the fact that I've been gone so long.

See, the X-Men are pretty used to this. INTERDIMENSIONAL crap, that is. We settle in, find nice and happy lives, and then we get drawn back to the world that hates us! Any day now, I'm sure me and Rachel are about to disappear, just like those other kids did a couple months ago. That's just how we roll. Let me tell you, it's not the sort of thing I need to go through.

But hey, I miss some people. It'd be better if they showed up here, really. And that's why I'm writing this. Screw filters. I'm too cool for filters.

Get it?

DEAR BABYLON

WHO WANTS TO GO STREAKING WITH ME?

Dante, you're in. Let's see if Nero and his tiny penis wants to come, too. It might help him get a pity lay.

I'll make sure not to let anyone get too cold. Unless it's the babes around here.

Hm.

Dear Babylon,

As cool as it is that I got laid last night (STILL SORE, THANKS FOR THE GREAT TIME GUYS), I didn't need any help with my libido. I don't know what it is, but I don't need to masturbate this much either. REALLY. I don't mind doing this all the time, but it's getting to be a bit much. Overwhelming, and there's only so much of the ice man that can go around before he gets too tired. But I keep waking up and I want to go at it again!

There's gotta be a stop to it.

BY THE WAY. WE STILL DON'T HAVE A WINTER. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS DURING WINTER? LOTS OF SEX TO WARM YOU UP. Do the Iceman a favor and back me in this. We don't need special works to get us laid, we just need some snow!

Yours!

Bobby Drake

I'm too cool for raw meat.

WE PROBABLY NEED CONDOMS TOO.

AND DUDE, WE'RE COOKING THE BACON THIS TIME.

OKAY DON'T STOP BUT FRIDGE. CONDIMENTS. SOMETIMES THOUGHT TO BE CONDOMS.

THE FRIDGE IS EMPTY.