indesolution

HOLY CATS

WARREN
ANDREW
CORDELIA

WHERE ARE YOU?

okay so it seems like everything has finally cleared up. um. the dehydration headaches were worth it! I hope everyone's okay and not, like, beaten to death on the side of a road for something they didn't really have any control over. because that'd be bad. but um, good thing I don't drink water! I mean I do. I actually drink a lot of tea. and there's water in tea. but um, it was strictly juice all last week. no water. and I'm glad. because who knows if those chemicals ever really get out of your system? I'm trying to um remain pretty neutral on the government here, but they're kind of making it difficult with this sort of thing.

but! like I said! totally busy. drinking juice. and researching stuff. and re-re-reorganizing Rule 42, those shelves seriously need some work.

ghsdkfj not that it matters because all of this is old news oh my god anyway. I just beat Pokemon yellow and I need to find a new game. um. does anyone want to trade?

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hey Kazu! um guess what! you don't need to come into work this weekend. apparently we're closed. and um, thanks for everything. I know we don't say it to you often enough, but you're a valued employee of Rule 42.

normal hours resume the monday after easter, I guess. maybe later. who knows?

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it's weird to be in my own apartment again. but um. I don't know, maybe I'm just being selfish but um I really don't want to be around Andrew and Warren any more than I have to right now. um part of it is fear? because I shouldn't have told Cordelia about, um, about cerebral dampeners. brain control guns. whatever. and um Warren hasn't come to kick my face in yet but, yeah. I don't put it past him. um, ever. and Andrew I mean whatever. I know he doesn't like her either.

it just sucks. I don't want her to hate them and I don't want them to hate her and slkfj it's like, you know, um god forbid I do something good for myself right? one day something won't backfire on me. um, that'll be a good day.

I should just never admit that things are going well or that I'm happy. because, um. it always leads to trouble.

I wonder if there are um therapists in Babylon because I miss mine kind of really a lot.



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um that registry thing was a lot harder than I expected. like, what do you put down for that. being the dependent variable is kind of lame. but still! it's a good idea. um, I approve.

also um. Rei. do you need me to get anything at the store? um, foodwise. not like. you know. a cat or something. not that I think you'd ask for a cat! but um. anyway I'm going grocery shopping is what I'm saying. skfjskfskj yes.

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more people from our world are turning up. it just keeps happening. and um, it's a good thing. I think it makes people happy. but that's because no one really um, troublesome has come through yet. and like, on the one hand, Willow is um kind of the person I want to show up the most. on the other. I don't know what we would do. but um, I think it would help. maybe. maybe not. I don't know anymore. everything is such a mess and I don't want to complain about it because um, this is what I do, but I feel like I'm the glue and I'm failing. but um, now that other people are getting here, I guess I'm not anymore? you can't fail if you don't have anything to really do. or if no one wants you to, because there's more capable people around or whatever. it's not like I was important in the first place, and um, I'm used to this. so. I guess it is what it is.


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tourism rates are um, expectedly low. so hotels are pretty cheap. um, in case anyone ever needs to know that sort of thing.

also, um. I never knew that helping someone move out involved throwing their roommate out a window, but you learn something new every day! breaking glass never stops hurting my ears, though.

oh and what with all the insanity I um, kind of forgot to mention, but thank you to everyone who sent me roses! it really made my day. you're all awesome.

and if we go a week without destruction, we can throw a parade or something.

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he's awake.

um. since a little while ago. it...yeah. he's pretty beat up and um drifting in and out. I don't know how long that'll last before he's out again, and um it's just Warren and I with him right now, but I bet in the next few days when he starts making sense, he'd like to see that people are um, relatively okay. I mean. he's Andrew, you know, he'll freak out about that sort of thing once he finds out there was a fight, but I just. don't have it in me to tell him right now. I'll let Warren do that. eventually.

holy cats, babbling. um, I just thought I'd tell you all.


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okay. I can breathe alright now. so many people got hurt. um, this is probably the first of many many many times I'll say it but. I'm sorry. to everyone. I know this isn't about us anymore but I'm still sorry. things are going to be okay now.

at least the weather is nice?

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I hate my birthday. holy cats, I hate it so much. Andrew keeps talking about doing something and um I just don't have it in me to tell him that I really don't want to. like really at all. I don't even want anyone to know. I just. don't like my birthday. if I was really lucky everyone would just forget and um, by everyone I mean Andrew, because I doubt Warren remembers? but seriously why can't we just pretend it doesn't exist. that would be for the best. um. really.


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I'm still waiting for something bad to happen. um. maybe I'm sabotaging myself, but. yeah.

um I feel like there should be a state of the Babylon address or something, I don't even know. Rule 42 is doing really well, um, Warren is rebuilding gaming consoles so we should have those soon. I hope. but yeah it's fun and we could still use more interviewees if anyone is interested. you don't even have to be a main character from your series, we're like, compiling as many of them as we can. like a Babylon yearbook! or, you know. something like that.

also if we don't want to use our free pet coupon (because um, I have enough with Menchi eating my head and Tesla being you know THE DEATHPUPPY, why are my friends insane?) can we just give them back or something? because someone else might want it. or I could just give it away to someone on here, um if for some reason someone wanted another pet.

I think that's it. I lead a really fun and exciting life?

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so um. our show has really cool opening credits.



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Rule 42 opens tomorrow! it's going to be really really cool. um, we're rebuilding gaming consoles and everything, so um, even if you don't want to see stuff from your series you can still drop by. because it's going to be awesome. yeah.

also I need to rent a tuxedo aslfjsklfsj crazy.

so so so so SO not going.

edit: wow hey I'm an idiot. disregard everything. um, please.

you know, back at home thanksgiving always really sucked, we had to um drive out to the country and see my family and nana would always get in an argument with mom and my uncles would start taking sides and nana would cry and threaten to stick her head in the oven with the turkey and would we like to eat that instead and then mom would yell at her and my uncles would get in a fight and dad would just be sitting with pops on the couch watching football and pretending it wasn't happening, but then um mom would say "Jonathan, what do you think?" except she was talking to dad, his name is Jonathan too, and then he and mom would fight about it too and then no one would know where nana was and they'd all have to go look and one time they found her in the attic but um, at least I could put on Star Wars while they were gone.

and I kind of missed it this year. weird.

thanksgiving was still totally awesome and everyone who was there was really cool.

yeah. everyone who was there.