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[magicbone]

attn: Andrew and Warren, you guys can totally both be the godfathers.

this is the most awesome project ever. I still don't really get why they're doing it? because these are peoples' kids, um it's a little messed up. but! I read somewhere that listening to heartbeats helps babies fall asleep, so. um. in case that helps anyone.



oh geez. um Cordelia, Buffy, did you get one?

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[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

So Andy would be the third one. And these really are other people's children?

[magicbone]

um we only call him Andy sometimes, I think he'd really prefer Andrew. dskjf though coming from you anything's probably awesome!

and yeah, they must be.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Yes, everything coming from me is awesome.

And obviously they came from somewhere. Let's just say I'm a bit concerned about how the authorities acquired them. And how the pretend parents are dealing with them. You are talking good care of yours, right Johnny?

[magicbone]

totally agreed.

um of course I am! nothing to worry about here. maybe with other couples who got babies buuut not Rei and I.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Good to hear. On both counts.

[ex_wells219]

Yeah um it's Andrew! And I think we're next door neighbours! So, can you cook? 'Cause Doctor Cox can't.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

So you're the Doc's pet nerd. He seems very attached to you.

I'm mostly a takeout kind of girl. Which could be a problem, what with all my bank accounts in another universe.

[ex_wells219]

That'd be me! Mainly 'cause I cook for him, so um what kind of food do you like? ...Fish?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Really cute, Andy. Other than salmon, not big on the fish, no.

Hell, I don't even know what kind of food they have here. Though Dana makes a mean brownie.

[ex_wells219]

You and Scully hang out.

...That's kind of the coolest thing I've ever heard, but um. No fish! unless it's salmon. I seem to do a lot of Italian, but I don't really cook a la carte. They've got most of the usual foodgroups, it just all tastes a little crappier than our world's.

PS. Anything but Andy. Um, please. Ask Doctor Cox, he has like, a litany of nicknames for me.

[giantego]

Pet what now?

[ex_wells219]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hi Doctor Cox!

[disparages]

Nope, no babies for Angel and me. How's the robot girl doing with a kid?

[magicbone]

that's weird. um! she's doing okay! I'm mostly taking care of it. do you want to see her? she's kind of adorable.

[disparages]

It seems like only some people got them. And why not, I can come give you guys a hand.

[magicbone]

I guess I'm just special.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

So you're saying you're likely to croak within the week?

[magicbone]

I'm not planning on it.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

So what's the point of being a godfather if I have no chance of actually raising the kid right with a solid background in supervillainy?

[magicbone]

sentimental value?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

 

[magicbone]

also, it gives you and Andrew full right to make as many Marlon Brando jokes as you want.

[ex_wells219]

\o/

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

...supervillainy.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Like you don't have a history.