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CINCO

CINCO DOLARES

CINCO DOLARES POR UN...SONG

Okay, okay, so I obviously suck at Spanish. But anyway!

I noticed that there was a sad lack of readily affordable singing telegrams in Babylon. In the pioneering and innovative, look-to-the-future spirit characteristic of my race, of course I had to fix this.

So if you've ever wanted to tell somebody just how much you love them (or hate them, I'm not under any delusions about the quality of our music here), the Sombrero Sentai are here to help. For a few bucks, you YES YOU can send a customizable mariachi singing telegram to anyone in Babylon.

Drop me a filtered comment here, filter a post at me later, or use the handy order form located by the cash register in Rule 42.

I am disappointed at the apparent impossibility of finding a mariachi band in these parts.

(I almost put decent mariachi band, but honestly, I don't really care if they suck. In fact, it'd probably be more fun that way.)

Fully acquitted, strikes back to zero. /o/

Hilarious as it probably sounds to say it considering what I used to do for a living, it wasn't really being on the government's shit list that pissed me off. It was being on it for stuff I didn't do. If I'm going to be in trouble, it could at least be trouble I've earned the good old-fashioned way.

That's the last obligation I had hanging over my head for a while, though, so now I have less than nothing to do with myself. Maybe I should redecorate.

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Prison's starting to fill up, indeed. No deja vu here!



Probably better to go turn myself in before my number comes up. I wonder if I go quietly now, if they'd at least let me bring in a checkers set or something. Sigh~

brb making popcorn

blah blah my thoughts on registration, unfashionably late. Because I can totally be even slower about this crap without Signas around to light a fire under my chasis.

Itemizing my weapon systems in three lines of text was an ~*~exciting challenge~*~! It's hard to write that small. Isn't there like some story about a guy who fit a whole prayer on the head of a pin or something like that? Maybe if he ever shows up I can get tips from him. It could be an exciting new hobby! Something to give my life new meaning in the absence of any tinpot wannabe Hitlers I need to be shooting in the face. (Does it count as Godwin's Law if there wasn't actually an argument there to begin with?)

Okay, I guess I have to give this place a little credit. It can be interesting when it tries.

But if that's what happens when it tries, it needs to give up.


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Still. Kinda wish I had something I could let loose on and not worry about. Even shooting up drones in the training area was better than nothing. I'd even take S



oh man, I almost said I wished Sigma was here? I feel so dirty.