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[magicbone]

attn: Andrew and Warren, you guys can totally both be the godfathers.

this is the most awesome project ever. I still don't really get why they're doing it? because these are peoples' kids, um it's a little messed up. but! I read somewhere that listening to heartbeats helps babies fall asleep, so. um. in case that helps anyone.



oh geez. um Cordelia, Buffy, did you get one?

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

So what's the point of being a godfather if I have no chance of actually raising the kid right with a solid background in supervillainy?

[magicbone]

sentimental value?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

 

[magicbone]

I tried.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Dude I just realized something. Lemme borrow it.

[magicbone]

epic no! why?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Why not, it isn't yours.

[magicbone]

it is for the week. also, her name is Catherine.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Right well Catherine spawn of some other woman's loins is going to the park tomorrow and I guess you can come too if you insist.

[magicbone]

what no. you're so not stealing my baby.

[magicbone]

she's a little young to enjoy the park anyway, why would you

[magicbone]

 

[magicbone]

NO, WARREN.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME. Dogs and kids it's like a double threat.

[magicbone]

okay um that's true. but you're not using the baby that's been left in my care to get girls. sorry.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Mm I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning.

[magicbone]

also, it gives you and Andrew full right to make as many Marlon Brando jokes as you want.

[ex_wells219]

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[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

...supervillainy.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Like you don't have a history.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, supervillain with nine lives. You know me oh so well.

And that was more disbelief than concern.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Not actually what I meant kitten, but whatever. Hey if you want we can get together and I can recount your entire canon in all of its incarnations and you can fill me in on the parts I missed while I was dead until we're sure my knowledge passes muster 'cause you're right, I mean I'm still not clear if you've been a whore at any point. Though I have to say that's my favorite version.

Sure underestimate me, that's new.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Dead, huh? They clearly didn't have charm school in the afterlife.

And no, I've never been a whore as you so tactfully put it. But I've known more than a few girls who had no other way to survive on the streets. Circumstances didn't make them any less human. So why don't you shut your mouth about things you don't know shit about? Maybe you think you'd enjoy me shutting it for you, but trust me -- you really really wouldn't.

If you're stupid enough to try and piss me off, then I was clearly overestimating you.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Don't take it personally, I've kinda made a career out of pissing off chicks who could kick my ass and anything you did would be sort of anticlimactic after the last one, sorry.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

So are you apologizing or bragging? Really Mearly, if a touch of sarcasm bruises your ego that badly, might want to consider a career change. And coming from someone who had a successful career pissing off THE Batman for a number of years, you can consider that professional advice.