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I feel like the only person who thinks this lame project might be a little fun. Who knows, maybe we'll all learn a ~*~*~life lesson~*~*~ or something. Come on, we're reading erotica and watching porn while getting graded on it. Am I the only one who thinks that is totally awesome?

So Sora, you up for a little sexual education? I don't know about you but I think we could pop out a few kids together.

HEY JAPANESE DUDES

Does that tentacle rape stuff actually turn anyone on? Inquiring minds need to know these things.

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Yeah, I'm pretty down with watching this stuff for class. I heard they had a copy of Story of O, and Deep Throat, and a whole heap of the classics.

I'm just hoping for some of the bad stuff. You know, Pulp Friction and Good Will Humping. That kinda stuff.

Or that Japanese shit, with tentacles.

I think Cohen had some of that stuff back home. Do people actually get off on that?

I dunno, I always figured it was made for humor purposes. We should ask one of the Japanese guys.

I'll make an edit.

Can't speak for anyone else, but I never saw the appeal!

But I think you might have better luck asking salarymen. Some of them read smutty manga on the trains all the time!

Huh.

We got any salaryguys around here?

Uh, personally... nope. Definitely not.

I don't remember seeing any, but that might not mean anything!

Guess I'll have to keep my eyes open.

I sense a little hesitation there. You sure you aren't just lying to yourself?

No, seriously! Not how I roll.

Suckers, man.

...Point.

Suckers like you enjoy tentacle porn with octopus-like tentacles?

Really? Not even a little tentacle?

Not even a little. Sorry to disappoint.

I'm sticking with the plausible deniability of my original comment.

Lame.

Octoporn turns you on.

It's okay, really. I knew a guy who liked clown porn.

They're not octopuses, they're like, monsters. Which will never ever be as terrifying as clowns.

It's kind of an acquired taste in the category of 'don't knock it till you've tried it'.

what NO.

So if all you guys hate it, why's there so much of it?

How the hell would I know??

Hell if I know. I was just assuming.

Leave it to the beautiful hell-raiser to realize what a glorious assignment this is.

octopi.

Both are correct.

yeah okay whatever, your dubious at best grammar rules aside? GROSS.

I didn't realize you were so prejudiced against mollusks, Jonathan.

I miss being able to eat calamari okay. thank you forever, Warren.

What?

Personally I think it tastes better without the vanilla.

I've decided to embrace this project for what it is, a chance for some good amusement. I noticed you're already spouting off poetry to your partner.

But will the marriage last?

What?

Tentacle porn. Do you like it? Jeez, is it that hard to understand?

Replace 'Japanese guys' with 'fat otaku' and you might get more positive replies.

Just why you'd want to know something like that.

I'm really enjoying everyone else's reactions. Solid gold. And yeah, that's just what I do. Byron always works on the ladies.

Nah. I don't settle. What about yours? Any children on the horizon?

um personally I think your porncapades have ruined way too many things for me.

Unless you're some sort of octopus monster yourself, ew.

I wouldn't want to date a girl that's turned on by tentacles.

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