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[minicooper.livejournal.com]

I feel like the only person who thinks this lame project might be a little fun. Who knows, maybe we'll all learn a ~*~*~life lesson~*~*~ or something. Come on, we're reading erotica and watching porn while getting graded on it. Am I the only one who thinks that is totally awesome?

So Sora, you up for a little sexual education? I don't know about you but I think we could pop out a few kids together.



HEY JAPANESE DUDES

Does that tentacle rape stuff actually turn anyone on? Inquiring minds need to know these things.

Comments

[changings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm pretty down with watching this stuff for class. I heard they had a copy of Story of O, and Deep Throat, and a whole heap of the classics.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

I'm just hoping for some of the bad stuff. You know, Pulp Friction and Good Will Humping. That kinda stuff.

[changings.livejournal.com]

Or that Japanese shit, with tentacles.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

I think Cohen had some of that stuff back home. Do people actually get off on that?

[changings.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I always figured it was made for humor purposes. We should ask one of the Japanese guys.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

I'll make an edit.

[yakyuubaka.livejournal.com]

Can't speak for anyone else, but I never saw the appeal!

But I think you might have better luck asking salarymen. Some of them read smutty manga on the trains all the time!

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Huh.

We got any salaryguys around here?

[yakyuubaka.livejournal.com]

I don't remember seeing any, but that might not mean anything!

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Guess I'll have to keep my eyes open.

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

Uh, personally... nope. Definitely not.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

I sense a little hesitation there. You sure you aren't just lying to yourself?

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

No, seriously! Not how I roll.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Really? Not even a little tentacle?

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

Not even a little. Sorry to disappoint.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Lame.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Suckers, man.

[changings.livejournal.com]

...Point.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

It's kind of an acquired taste in the category of 'don't knock it till you've tried it'.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Suckers like you enjoy tentacle porn with octopus-like tentacles?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I'm sticking with the plausible deniability of my original comment.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Octoporn turns you on.

It's okay, really. I knew a guy who liked clown porn.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

They're not octopuses, they're like, monsters. Which will never ever be as terrifying as clowns.

[magicbone]

octopi.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Both are correct.

[magicbone]

yeah okay whatever, your dubious at best grammar rules aside? GROSS.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I didn't realize you were so prejudiced against mollusks, Jonathan.

[magicbone]

I miss being able to eat calamari okay. thank you forever, Warren.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Personally I think it tastes better without the vanilla.

[magicbone]

um personally I think your porncapades have ruined way too many things for me.

[bladedpride.livejournal.com]

what NO.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

So if all you guys hate it, why's there so much of it?

[bladedpride.livejournal.com]

How the hell would I know??

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Hell if I know. I was just assuming.

[notwalking]

Leave it to the beautiful hell-raiser to realize what a glorious assignment this is.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

I've decided to embrace this project for what it is, a chance for some good amusement. I noticed you're already spouting off poetry to your partner.

But will the marriage last?

[notwalking]

I'm really enjoying everyone else's reactions. Solid gold. And yeah, that's just what I do. Byron always works on the ladies.

Nah. I don't settle. What about yours? Any children on the horizon?

[hostbu]

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

What?

[chiefsecond.livejournal.com]

What?

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Tentacle porn. Do you like it? Jeez, is it that hard to understand?

[chiefsecond.livejournal.com]

Just why you'd want to know something like that.

[kingofthunder.livejournal.com]

Replace 'Japanese guys' with 'fat otaku' and you might get more positive replies.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

Unless you're some sort of octopus monster yourself, ew.

I wouldn't want to date a girl that's turned on by tentacles.