http://viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] indesolution2008-02-11 11:33 pm
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okay, alice, im asking because fuck if im not getting a little desperate here. i like the beatles. i really like lucy in the sky with diamonds. its just hard to track down in this uncultured sociething. my shopping list also includes soap, dvd cleaner, toilet paper, mushrooms, tomatoes, and cough medicine. so if you can help a fella out with any of those very useful things or things which are somewhat similar to those very useful normal and legal things PLEASE come and see me but not at my apartment because my roommates too lovely for that, mostly im down at the bar, not swayzes they kicked me out

oh karolina i wrote you on those rose things but then i realized they dont come til thurday and so i bettertell you here i was a little tipsy when i got in thsmorning and i broke a plate sorry sorry ill repalce it, do you want to do something tomorrow ill forge you a sick note.


i think i might need to

i cant even type the words fuck me


i think i might need to get a job

fuck.

shit here is expensive and therere no fuckin reaps to borrow from
and rube's a tightarse.
postits: (i'll read all their dreams to the stars)

[personal profile] postits 2008-02-11 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You in the work force.
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[personal profile] postits 2008-02-11 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I was your boss for twenty long fucking years, Mason. I know exactly what kind of a worker you are.

You'll need references. Guess who's the only one who can write them.
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[personal profile] postits 2008-02-11 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a job.

Where the hell would you even work.
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[personal profile] postits 2008-02-11 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because you were a temp. Ask Georgia, I'm sure she knows all about it.

Somewhere far away from the hospital.

[identity profile] uponawitch.livejournal.com 2008-02-11 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you get kicked out of Swayzes?

[identity profile] uponawitch.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well I'd assault the new bartender too, but probably not in the way you did.

[identity profile] uponawitch.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, so sad! Perhaps you should send them a fruit basket and try to make up.

[identity profile] remainingpride.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well then.

[identity profile] fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com 2008-02-11 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Mason, Mason, Mason.

[identity profile] remainingpride.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Reckon that's what happens when I'm not around. Did they stop serving you when it got too late again?

[identity profile] paidtheprice.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
They stopped serving him when he attempted to steal the legs of a table.

[identity profile] paidtheprice.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
You threatened another costumer with a mug.

[identity profile] remainingpride.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
I could take one, sure. Just have to stop the violent thing when I'm not around. Not everyone's up to dragging you in the back and splashing cold water on your face.