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okay, alice, im asking because fuck if im not getting a little desperate here. i like the beatles. i really like lucy in the sky with diamonds. its just hard to track down in this uncultured sociething. my shopping list also includes soap, dvd cleaner, toilet paper, mushrooms, tomatoes, and cough medicine. so if you can help a fella out with any of those very useful things or things which are somewhat similar to those very useful normal and legal things PLEASE come and see me but not at my apartment because my roommates too lovely for that, mostly im down at the bar, not swayzes they kicked me out

oh karolina i wrote you on those rose things but then i realized they dont come til thurday and so i bettertell you here i was a little tipsy when i got in thsmorning and i broke a plate sorry sorry ill repalce it, do you want to do something tomorrow ill forge you a sick note.

i think i might need to

i cant even type the words fuck me

i think i might need to get a job

fuck.

shit here is expensive and therere no fuckin reaps to borrow from
and rube's a tightarse.

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You in the work force.

i am a very dedicated and hard worker ill have you know. in the right job i could swiftly rise to the top like cream or beer froth or that foamy muck you see at beaches

I was your boss for twenty long fucking years, Mason. I know exactly what kind of a worker you are.

You'll need references. Guess who's the only one who can write them.

that wasnt a job so much as a life sentence

It was a job.

Where the hell would you even work.

no see we told ourselves it was a job because that made it a little fucking easier but i dont remember getting any workers comp.

taking suggestions!

That's because you were a temp. Ask Georgia, I'm sure she knows all about it.

Somewhere far away from the hospital.

personally i think id make an ace anthesthisisist

How do you get kicked out of Swayzes?

defacing of public property, assault of a bartender, the usual.....

Well I'd assault the new bartender too, but probably not in the way you did.

thats prolly true. still its a shame, most of the other bars are pissholes and drinking alones just no fun

Ah, so sad! Perhaps you should send them a fruit basket and try to make up.

Haha, you would?

Maybe!

Well then.

Mason, Mason, Mason.

what what what?

Reckon that's what happens when I'm not around. Did they stop serving you when it got too late again?

They stopped serving him when he attempted to steal the legs of a table.

shhhh, shhhh.

You threatened another costumer with a mug.

i was just showing it to him!!!

do you like fruit baskets

I could take one, sure. Just have to stop the violent thing when I'm not around. Not everyone's up to dragging you in the back and splashing cold water on your face.