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[changings.livejournal.com]

Hey Azula! I'm typing this shit up, how many kids did we say we were gonna have again?


[ Filter: Veronica ]

Listen there's this guy Edward, from my world, and he turned up recently. You should stay out of his way. He's dangerous.

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[victoryflare]

Isn't one son enough?

[changings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but what if he gets lonely? How about brothers?

[victoryflare]

Then we run the risk of a succession debate.

[changings.livejournal.com]

Okay, right, of course. But what if our son had a horrible accident? Don't we need, I dunno, a backup plan?

[victoryflare]

You have a point. How many siblings do you have?

[changings.livejournal.com]

There's just me.

[victoryflare]

Oh, really? Because if that's the case, then I think I understand your romanticizing of this sibling concept.

[changings.livejournal.com]

What? I'm. I'm not romantisizing it, I just reckon kids need a brother or sister. You can have one for your uh, succession stuff and I'll keep one normal.

[victoryflare]

The assignment said we have to raise them together. If we divide the children I think that's divorce. I don't have the book in front of me.

[changings.livejournal.com]

Okay okay, I don't want a divorce. I'm writing down one son - are we naming him? I'm no good at this shit. Maybe after a grandfather or something?

[victoryflare]

My grandfather's name was Sozen. My father was Ozai. My brother's name is Zuko. I would prefer if it was one of those three, though I'm willing to hear the names of your ancestors.

[changings.livejournal.com]

That's a lot of zs. My dad's name was William... yeah, it's pretty boring. Sozen's nice.

[victoryflare]

I hadn't noticed. Sozen it is. What questions are left?

I'm feeling very confident about this.

[changings.livejournal.com]

There's not much left to do, it's really only the baby-having child-raising stuff. I figured we should write something about what were gonna do if Sozen turns into a werewolf, but that probably won't happen. Oh, and dyou want grandkids.

[victoryflare]

Why would that happen.

[changings.livejournal.com]

Didn't I mention? I kind of turn into this giant creature when I get angry or wanna protect someone. Don't worry, it's genetic, but it has to be triggered by proximity to vampires. So uh, what about a middle name? Zuko sounds pretty cool.

[victoryflare]

I would have liked to have heard about this before the wedding.

[changings.livejournal.com]

This isn't gonna be a problem, is it?

[victoryflare]

Personally, I don't like the idea of my son turning into a disgusting monster. Or you. Why does this happen?

[changings.livejournal.com]

We're not disgusting! Uh. I'm not disgusting. It's ancient tribal magicks, we're protecters against the filthy bloodsucking leeches that prey on humanity, no big. Genetic, yeah, but once I take Cullen out of the picture any kid we had wouldn't change anyway.

[victoryflare]

What is a cullen?

[changings.livejournal.com]

Just this monster. It's fine, I'll take care of him.

[victoryflare]

You had better. Otherwise our child has to make up for your mistakes.

[victoryflare]

And I don't believe in monsters.

[changings.livejournal.com]

And I'm not one.

[victoryflare]

Show me.

[changings.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Okay, I will.

[victoryflare]

I'll be the judge of that.

[Filter: Azula]

[rosyaura.livejournal.com]

You two work so nicely, Azula~ Everything going okay? ^_^

[Filter: Ty Lee]

[victoryflare]

Naturally. He's not exactly brilliant, but he's content enough to do his portion of the work. Has your partner given you any more trouble?

[ Filter: Jacob ]

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

... kay?

Was that the guy lamenting the lack of an Isabella?

[ Filter: Veronica ]

[changings.livejournal.com]

That's the one.

So, what's your opinion on picnics. Just generally.

[ Filter: Jacob ]

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

I'll stay clear. I have enough serial killers to stalk right now. Assuming he is one.

I can't say I've really ever been on a proper one. I like food?

[ Filter: Veronica ]

[changings.livejournal.com]

He's a leech. A filthy vampire. Just stay away from him, he's bad news.

Hey, I like food too! So do you want to go to this picnic thing with me?

[ Filter: Jacob ]

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

So. Serial killer it is then. Right.

If you want to go.