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Man that was some bender. I can't even remember what day it is.

I'm a little behind on things but whoever sent me that Valentine... Don't really see the need to send it anonymously. It just keeps us from hitting it off and who would want to take things slow when it comes to a handsome gentleman such as myself?

Sammy! You get yourself any Valentines? And speaking of Valetines, you get mine, Buffy?

And what's a guy got to do to score a non-boring job around here?! This place's got to have a need for bounty hunters by now.

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The day after yesterday.

Real help that is, Blondie.

Mr. Computer here tells me it's Monday. ... Don't remember much of Sunday.

Huh.

I'm a bundle of useful facts.

I'm sure there are surveillance tapes somewhere.

I think I can live with not remembering a night on the town.

Enough about that. Sammy get any Valetines? Secret admirers? Stalkers?

I'll try to find those tapes now.

Uh, he got one red rose. Anonymous.

If you weren't Sam's roommate, I'd be making jokes about you liking to watch.

Anonymous, huh? You got cold feet or something, blondie?

For all you know, I do.

A Mars does not get cold feet.

Makes a guy wonder why you're roomed up with Sammy and not me.

Probably because I'm more woman than you can handle.

No such thing.

Oh ye of little faith.

There's not a woman in existence Dean Winchester can't handle.

You really shouldn't say stuff like that.

But then I'd be lying.

And lying is wrong.

Dean.

What?

One of these days you're going to get yourself beat up, and I'm just gonna laugh.

By who? Blondie? She looks like a stiff breeze would knock her over.

Not necessarily Veronica, but you're bound to hit on someone who's a demon or a slayer and they'll decide they don't like it.

We handled plenty of demons back home.

And if you haven't noticed, most of the demons are pretty tame compared to some of the other cards around here.

I'd noticed.

What's up with that, anyway? Demons all over and it's the guys like us we should be worried about.

Different worlds, different rules, I guess.

I have a taser.

That's kinda hot.

You say that now.

Dean Winchester follows etiquette?

And I mean you really shouldn't say stuff like that because there are a fair amount of scary women in this place.

When he needs to.

I've seen scarier.

Shock, horror.

So you've seen every female in this place?

Not all of them. Just the notable ones.

I would be flattered if that didn't mean 90 %.

careful, your ego is showing.

Ego? Me?

Eh, maybe a little.

uh huh, only a little.

you know, whoever sent it probably isnt nervous she probably just wants to make you try and figure out who sent it. girls love doing stuff like that.

Girls.

Sounds like I should be playing detective.

sounds like you should.

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