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So I know my life is weird. Living in Sunnydale will do that to a person.

But when I get pulled from one freshly adverted apocalypse to a post apocalyptic world and the first thing one of the creepy guys in white coats does after he asked me my name was smile and tell me that they've been expecting me, I get a little freaked out. Very much of the weird.

Someone get with the explaining please. Preferably someone whose name either starts with Buf- or Wil- and ending in -fy or -low.

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I said tempting. Because really, seeing the appeal here.

Sounds gallant. I doubt your demon bride would approve.

You'd be surprised.

Please don't call her that. It's just...yeah, don't.

uh Sorry.

Long story. More painful then the eye actually.

The demon part or the bride part?

Anya.. I...

The bride part. As in, I'm sorry I couldn't make you one.

Well. Technically, you did! It was the wife part that didn't take.

Anyway, she's right. Cordelia already has one strapping male prepared to throw people out of windows for her in a show of unnecessary heroics, I hardly think she needs another. Which remains true despite any jealousy on my part that may or may not be occurring.

Er...yeah good point. Still...

I didn't meant to make you jealous or anything! The guy was just being an ass and well, Angel can't have all the fun can he?

Still. Yeah.

Boy, let's hope not! I hear that could be detrimental to all of our well-beings.

Wait, you are jealous?

Irrationally, yes.

Very irrationally.

oh good grief...

Well, you're quite pretty and I only have so much control over the emotion. I'm sure it will go away soon.

I know. You look a lot nicer than when we first met. Like, you wear makeup now! And it's okay. Xander and I are friends, and that took A LOT of work. So you don't have to worry about anything more than that, promise.

Thank you for your reassurances, as well as the underhanded compliment. I'm also less demony and have experimented with my hair a bit since then.

Yeah, don't bleach it out like that other picture.. That look you have there is good!

Yeah. I have a couple stories a little more painful than the bullet.

Anyway!! I'm glad you're here! Is that okay to say without sounding weird? It sounds weird. I mean it in like the least me-in-highschool way possible. Yeah, that sounds weirder..

We all do. It's a Hellmouth thing I think.

Oddly enough, I get it. I'm glad your here too Cordy. I'll admit, I kinda missed when you left for LA. My self-esteem didn't, but I did.

Yeah, there was nobody in LA with a sense of humor as lame as yours, so there was a noticeable gap in my life after Sunnydale. But god, can you imagine if I'd been there for the whole your eye thing? I would've destroyed your fragile little ego with the cyclops jokes. I mean, but I won't do that now cause Jonathan might cry.

You know it's funny, I actually had a conversation with Dawn about how I was surprised people were steering clear of the cyclops jokes. Clearly I was just missing you in my life.

Of course if I had to hear Giles and his 'Hey Xander, no more fun and games huh?' one more time...

You gotta admit, it's not bad for a Giles joke.

I was pleasantly surprised...the first time.

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