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HEY KIDS,

I WILL END YOU.

XOXO,
DR. PERRY "FISTS OF ASBESTOS" COX

Let them play, they're just children.

Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineten.

Perhaps you need some meditation to calm you down.

Ah, what's that they say?

Calm blue ocean.

My therapist actually used desert imagery, he said it fit fire signs better. Then again, my Ph.D. actually means something, as opposed to his quack degree, and oh Jehovah, I already feel so much better! Belittling people who aren't here, it's the best therapy there is.

Better than threatening teenagers? You do a lot of that.

In my experience, that's the only way they learn.

Are you a father to a few teenagers? You definitely seem old enough to be so.

Not quite! There was this whole thing with the divorcing and the remarrying and the re-divorcing and the affairs and the bellboy (or poolboy, or busboy, or something boy) and the botched surgeries and thus I will never get to see my children grow up to reach that peak of angst and rebellion! Thanks for the reminder, I really appreciate it.

Maybe less stress would increase your lifespan.

Is that your professional opinion, Dr. Firecrotch?

Since I'm a hair stylist, my professional opinion regarding you would include a long list of products for rapidly receding hair lines. It was friendly advice.

This conversation just got way too metro for me. Have fun there, spark plug or whatever the name is.

You don't like when people play, do you?

Let's just say I lack a fondness for the reindeer games.

What happened to make you dislike it?

You are so not my therapist! So not answering this!

If you're going to be rude, you should tell someone why.

Dr. Cox has a sheild of rage.

SO NOT HELPING!

Is that why he wrote this?

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