i.

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

My life wasn't just a book, it was someone else's book. This place is going to be an ego boost. I can tell.


Anyway, if you'll excuse me, some guy just threw a fucking car through the window and I figure I should probably join the panicked masses. From one battle to another, right? It's fine, apparently I've got myself a bachelor pad, might go check that out. Brill. Seven years of dorm life, living alone's a luxury, even if it is in the middle of a place like this.


P.S. Rundown on the chaos and horror in twentyfive words or less, 321 go.

Comments

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

The President was murdered, and now people are going totally insane. It's like Animal House times a billion. My favorite fruit stand is gone.

...dude. There, that's 25.

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

Worst explanation ever. Thanks for playing.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Unnecessarily harsh. :(

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

I mean, if I had some odd passion for fruit (which, I'm British, it isn't actually that unlikely) then maybe it would have been more interesting to me but as is, you're going home without the whitegoods, vacation, or fifty-four thousand dollar prize money.

[livedtwice]

I'd say no one really knows.

And er, sorry. If it counts for anything, I wish it was your book, too.

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think you have it worse. Everything written down like that.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT MATE

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

I call a fucking do-over.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

DID YOU HEAR THAT BABYLON

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

I was really expecting a parade, and instead; fighting in the streets.

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

Actually it's kind of homely.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

POST HOMELY, MATE. POST.

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

See, I'd start trying to get all righteous but I'm not even sure why people are fighting.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

I'd rather not care.

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

Great, come over and we'll put bets on the fistfights.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

How do you figure money works here? Muggle-style or wizards?

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

The gave me pieces of paper, so I'm going with Muggle.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

Should be interesting! Wonder what country this is. Bet it's the States. Bastards like that would create a dome.

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

Mister useless up there said President, so I reckon you're right.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

Didn't Greece have a President?

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

Something about fruit stands?

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

FUCK NO MORE FRUIT.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

Do you reckon they only eat fruit here?

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

Is that a metaphor for something?

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

I don't reckon they're all poofs, if that's what you're asking. Just you, mate. Just you.