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[spenstar.livejournal.com]

HEY GUS

IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A CASE

ALTHOUGH WE MIGHT WANT TO WAIT FOR THE RIOTING TO STOP



ALSO I CAN'T COME OVER TONIGHT ON ACCOUNT OF RIOTING

BUT YOU SHOULD COME HERE SO BUFFY CAN PROTECT US

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[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

OH.

OH, I SEE HOW IT IS.

It's too dangerous for you to come get me, but I'm supposed to leave the confines of my locked and not-filled-with-rioters room to come get you. Not going to happen, Shawn. My people do not do well with riots.

ALTHOUGH HAVING BUFFY AROUND IS TEMPTING BECAUSE OH MY GOD, SHAWN. THIS IS CRAZY.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

DUDE LET ME SPELL THIS OUT FOR YOU

MY ROOM: HAS BUFFY AND A DOG

YOUR ROOM: HAS NOTHING

GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE

AND BRING NACHOS

(also what people? you mean nerds?)

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

ONE THING YOU FORGOT, SHAWN.

THE STREETS: HAVE ALMOST CERTAIN PAINFUL DEATH.

I am not leaving my room *or* my building to bring you nachos. Where would I even find nachos right now?

(That's not funny, Shawn.)

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

GUS BUFFY IS LEAVING ME I NEED YOU HERE STAT

(seriously what people? are pharmawhatever reps known for their crazy riots or something?)

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

SHAWN THE FACT REMAINS THAT THE STREETS ARE CRAWLING WITH RIOTERS AND I AM NOT LEAVING THIS ROOM.

AT LEAST SHE LEFT YOU A SWORD. THAT WAS ACTUALLY VERY THOUGHTFUL.

(Seriously Shawn, now is not the time.)

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

GUS IF YOU ARE NOT HERE IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES I'M FINDING A NEW SIDEKICK

I NEED YOU HERE DUDE

I DON'T WANT TO DIE ALONE D:

(YES I AGREE NOW IS NOT THE TIME NOW GET OVER HERE but seriously what ARE you talking about?)

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT A SIDEKICK, SHAWN.

You're the sidekick - you're too afraid to even stay in your room alone.

I'll show you sidekick.

(You're hopeless. I'll explain it when I get there.)

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

I'm actually leaving now, but you should be okay on your own!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

WHAT NO

WHAT WILL I DO

WHERE WILL I GO

WHAT ABOUT GUS AND BABY GOO?

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

You have my cellphone number, a list of everyone's apartments and their numbers, and I'm leaving you a sword.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

And by a sword you mean...

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Are you both all right?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

We're totally cool and definitely not hiding under the bed with a sword and a dog.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Good. I suggest you stay where you're not until things settle down.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Cool. Goo says ';kpolkm. That's dog for "hi Dana!"

Are you okay?

[rockthewolves.livejournal.com]

You're ok?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I'm peachy like a nice golden pie, Rock, how are you?

[rockthewolves.livejournal.com]

In pain, but it's nothing I haven't done before.