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chris redfield

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If I could breed, Babylon, believe me, I would.

I've never felt this pent up since I was rescuing Claire from Antarctica. Seriously, do you know how hard it is to get it on when the female lead is your sister and the only other female who isn't infected or family is a crazy psycho clone who turns into a bug?

Yeah.

All these parties people keep having make me feel like some pedo or something. People in their teens keep hosting them.

Well, at least you don't need to have an amazing party to drink your problems away. And with that, off to the fridge.

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Chris, make sure to note the window. It was broken during the chaos the other night, but I've already put in an order to have it repaired. Just don't get too close to it. The edges are still sharp.

I'm also working late tonight. There isn't a need to get anything for me if you're ordering in.

Yeah, I noticed. I meant to get a notice in, but it looks like you beat me to it.

Are you all right?

I'm fine.

okay first of all, no one wants to know about your need to breed. Two, Alexia wasn't a clone but that doesn't really change the fact that she turned into a bug, and three, your liver called to tell me it hates you. Your lungs share the sentiment.

Come on, everyone wants to see little Chris Redfield's running around.

Didn't Forest petition one time to have you neutered for the good of humanity?

Who cares, Forest is dead.

I did not just say that.

I think Jill might have started it anyway?

I just joked about my team-mate that I killed being dead.

This petition should be started again.

fact.

chicks here don't put out.

Not to you, maybe.

hey don't say that. you'll break my heart.

And that'd be a tragedy.

man, you women are all the same. come on, cut a guy some slack. sew my broken heart back together, babe.

Let's start a Breeding Club, man. Where chicks that want to breed come to US.

dude, i would, but we'd get all the fags.

Someone needs to host a real party. With strippers, and fist-fights.

... I completely agree. Let's do it.

And Marry me.

Wow, impromptu proposal, don't see that every day. Miiight give marriage a miss, but I'm definitely down for the party.

you know where to get strippers?

Mayyyybe.

mayyyybe?

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