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freedom? horrible, horrible freedom?

Prison is really anticlimactic, I was told there would be shankings.

was it like Oz?

Yeah if Oz was on TNT.

Babylon: we know drama.

come to think of it. it's um probably good that it wasn't like Oz. the big house changes a man etc.

I thought they were keeping the real social menaces in longer?

Hey that's really sweet of you to say Cordelia.

they realized he's a teddybear.

I think you're getting braver!

Well, you're no crazy pirate, but you being in prison doesn't exactly tug at my heartstrings.

if you say so.

Where's my fucking dog.

wow, inappropriate amounts of anger for the situation. she's at the store with me.

Yeah whatever you say. Bring her back.

I'm kind of working? um. you could come get her.

You're the one who like kidnapped her.

my bad for taking care of her while you were gone.

What do you want, a medal? Thank you so much for not letting my dog DIE in my absence, please be so kind as to take a few moments out of your packed schedule to now return her to me.

I'll bring her by at lunch.

p.s. any time.

Never mind I'll come get her myself, I wouldn't want someone to poison her with antifreeze or something before then.

right.

Dude.

slkdfj I'm just saying.

Major flashbacks okay.

checking for implants.

Little hands like their girlfriends? Don't even start with me okay.

good times amirite.

Best years of my life. Or, well, hours.

the whole being incarcerated for less than a day thing doesn't make us sound um quite as hardcore.

You think?

at least twice a day.

Because we were totally hardcore to begin with, what with the whole icecream and Appletini parties thing...

You know I hate it when you do my work for me Shorty.

and champagne and pillow forts and Mario Kart, that's like our trump card.

Letters...

dskfjskjfs you win. or I win? or um we all win.

ftw.

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