chorgh

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Yeah so this past week or so made me feel real introspective about how the government is interfering in our lives and I know I feel like the autonomy of my person has been violated, but then a new week shone brightly upon me and I can really only get down on my knees and thank any invisible benevolent overlord on hand for the ways of the Japanese. And they say fanservice is dead.

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I never loiter. I mosey on by.

[victoryflare]

If you approach the premises, you're subject to our discipline as well.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

One can only hope.

[victoryflare]

I don't think you'd like that.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Does it involve a riding crop and saddle? 'Cause I might.

[victoryflare]

It involves crushing your chest cavity and your drowning in your own blood. Or something to that effect.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Would I really be able to drown in my own blood after the chest thing 'cause I think crushing it would do the trick pretty fast.

[victoryflare]

No, it would be anything but fast.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Women always like it slow. It's cool I can bring some candles, set the mood.

[victoryflare]

Excuse me.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I was using your threat against you by implying it contained sexual innuendo.