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Dear Babylon,

FUCK YOU

Sincerely,
Nue.

Because if taking care of it wasn't enough I also have to go to school while I've got a fucking infant in my apartment? Possibly two, since I know Sparkplug's not going to last five seconds when his comes ifnkdsfsadffjs9fs'saf

Yes I'M SORRY I STOPPED BOUNCING YOU WHILE I TOOK FIVE SECONDS FOR MYSELF please stop crying.

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Hi, Selina Kyle, newly arrived, etc. What the hell is going on with babies now?

They're giving them out for us to take care of to give us ~*~parenting experience~*~.

And where did these babies come from?

They said from some non-ficcies around the dome, but who knows.

Non-ficcies? And are you saying the government is taking babies from their parents and giving them to, from what I can tell, ignorant and/or psychotic children?

Yup.

Good to know.

Glad the name's catching like fire, pun completely intended. If it looks unhealthy, take it to pediatrics in the hospital. That's my expert advice.

I don't think it's ill, just really testy. I mean, I would probably be too if I was taken away from my family and given to complete strangers. But hey, I'm sure our government knows exactly what they're doing! Just like all the other times they've done something batshit loopy!

I don't know why I had the clearly unrealistically high expectation that they'd never endanger children.

So far there's only been one incident of talking about killing them and one other person asking if they can have winecoolers, and considering our track record, I'd say we're doing a-ok so far!

And here I thought you'd be happy to have children again.

Not some random kid that appeared on the doorstep at the crack of dawn.

Maybe the stork brought him!

I don't think a stork could carry an entire bassinet.

Can't you suspend your disbelief just a little?

Not when she came with an official letter from the government explaining the situation.

You're no fun.

Maybe because giving out tiny children to random people who could, or probably are, psychotic assholes is serious business, Sparkplug.

THATS NOT MY NAME

Lol.

and that is NOT MY NAME

And I continue not to care!

ヾ(*´∇`)ﾉ You have a baby, Nue? Can I come see?

As long as you bring me something to eat. I haven't been able to leave her alone for five seconds all day.

ヾ(*´∇`)ﾉ I'll bring some take out!

ｍ（．＿．）ｍ Thanks.

~~-v(*￣･￣)

i'll take a week off work so you don't miss school and the baby's taken care of.

Thanks, I appreciate it. She's not really that bad, just. jfksljdslkfjsa

it's not a problem. i had a little brother.

Between us she might actually be sorta not traumatized!

here's hoping!

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