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[Filter: Dante]

I know it was you. There are more mature ways to get my attention, you know.

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I don't know what you're talking about, bro.

Fine, play ignorant.

I'll let it slide this time.

Just call it brotherly forgiveness.

let what slide? you're not makin' a whole lot of sense here.

Don't you worry your empty head about it.

oh yeah, sure. blame me for things I don't do.

Fine. You didn't do it.

Fine. I didn't.

Where do you live, Dante?

uh...come again?

You don't want to see me, little brother?

no.

Don't look so shocked. I just want the sword and amulet.

What, here I thought it was your turn to throw me a party.

man, i'd through you a party and you wouldn't even fuckin' appreciate it. someone should throw me a party for puttin' up with your scrawny ass.

no one cares what you want.

Your ass is just as scrawny as mine.

Try to stop sounding so disappointed.

Let's just say my scrawny ass sees a lot more daylight then yours does.

oh yeah, i'm cryin' in my seat.

Given that there's not much daylight in the demon realm, that is approximately correct.

I can tell.

yeah, too bad you never get laid. Your ass will be a beautiful shade of porcelain white forever.

Can we not discuss my ass? Or are you that fascinated by it?

call it healthy brotherly concern.

That's strange, I thought you didn't care about me.

i guess it's your lucky day.

I would hardly call your concern a fortunate turn of events.

However...

Since this ridiculousness interrupted my battle with Mundus, can you offer me something better?

you want your ass kicked again, is that it? Sure, why not. it's not like this place has anything else to offer me. C'mon, bitch ass, did you get any better? don't disappoint.

I won't lose to you again.

Name the time and place.

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