http://spenstar.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] indesolution2008-06-06 10:12 pm
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DEFINITELY THE GREATEST CLUB EVER

Recent events have left me noticing a certain gap in the venues offered by our fair city, and so it is with this in mind that I have decided on this exciting new opportunity.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you THE EATING CLUB.

Our purpose is simple. Our doors are open to anyone who likes eating. Discussion topics include:

Is chocolate tasty... or delicious?

Jamaican Jerk Chicken: the Mystery Food

and, of course, the ever-important: What do you want on your Tombstone?

*Special consideration given to those who appreciate the value of a certain spiny fruit

Important Edit: You do not need to know what braising is to join THE EATING CLUB.
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[identity profile] mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
I am not talking to you.

If I were talking to you, I'd tell you that this was childish.

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what you're talking about, Gus. Everyone likes to eat.

[identity profile] mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
What's that? I could have sworn I heard something, but I guess it was just a fly, buzzing in my ear. A jealous fly, who thinks it's funny to copycat his best friend's genius club idea.

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
That's funny, I don't hear anything. But I'm busy writing up the invitations to my awesome new club.

[identity profile] mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
You know what? I was going to make éclairs for dessert, but now that's not gonna happen.

[identity profile] ryuume.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm really excited! ^_^ Maybe I'll bring Senpai too!

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Senpai! ^_^ That would be great! Definitely bring Senpai along.

[identity profile] ryuume.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Is that true, Spencer-san? Are you just doing this because of Guster-san?

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Not at all, Aya. I'm doing it because I just love eating food that much.

Discussion topic: why is pudding so delicious?

[identity profile] ryuume.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure? I don't want to hurt Guster-san's feelings at all...

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Gus will be fine. Here's another: cake or pie? Discuss.

[identity profile] ryuume.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
If you say so...

Umm... cake. Those cute Christmas cakes!

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Christmas cakes? You mean... like fruitcake?

[identity profile] ryuume.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Well... There's fruit arranged on top of them!

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
This is strange and new and exciting. You should bring one to the first club meeting!

[identity profile] ryuume.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, okay! I'll see if I can make one.

[identity profile] ryuume.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... This is awkward...

[identity profile] mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
!!!!

But you're already in the cooking club. And I was just about to offer you the enticing position of keeper of the snacks.

[identity profile] ryuume.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, you can't have cooking without eating, right? Maybe you can just do both at the same club...

[identity profile] mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
I am not combining clubs with a copycat.

[identity profile] ryuume.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't you two friends?

[identity profile] mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Of course.

That doesn't mean I want my club affiliating with his.

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well, Gus's club is for people who like to do lots of work and... measuring things and stuff like that. My club is for people who like food. :D

But you can totally do both! I'm not possessive and whiny like some people are.

[identity profile] ryuume.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I'm not sure what to do...

[identity profile] mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
My club is for FANS OF CULINARY CULTURE. Your club is for people who show up afterwards and don't do any of the work.

[identity profile] ryuume.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Unless... are you two going to fight and see whose club is the strongest?

[identity profile] mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not saying yes, and I'm not saying no.

[identity profile] ryuume.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Does that mean I have to choose?

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Not at all. Unless Gus is being a big meaniepants.

[identity profile] mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
You're being a meaniepants.

Aya, you can join any club you like. I would just like to point out that so far, people seem far more interested in the cooking club. The club in which you hold the distinguished title of Keeper of the Snacks.

[identity profile] ryuume.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want to make things difficult between you, Guster-san.

[identity profile] wizardresden.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, I'm not the best at cooking, but my eating skills are unmatched. Count me in.
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