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No rant today, kids! Just one teeny tiny question.

So, are the recently departed's belongings a free for all?

No rant. No. Rant.

Who are you and what have you done with my roommate?

Who, me? Oh, no worries, I'm the pain in the ass chief of medicine who scheduled him for two double shifts in a row! I'm also the so-close-to-albino-I-might-as-well-just-be-a-rat attending who asked him to cover tonight! Consequently, I got a clipboard to the head, and then I (as the chief of medicine this time, I have two personalities, not unlike certain overenthusiastic kids on this network) gave your roommate a stern talking to and finally sent him home. That's what I did with him! Carry on.

Much better. You're not allowed to scare me like that. Delicate condition and all.

Think of it as a rant house call, you can make one any time.

Service with a smile!

Well, actually, usually it's service with one of these, but I make certain exceptions for people who don't piss me off constantly.

I have been slacking off, haven't I?

I'm sure you've had other things on your mind.

Still, I've always taken pride in my work ethic.

Then get working.

Well if you're encouraging me to piss you off, that really takes all the fun out of it.

Besides, I put in overtime yesterday.

Aren't we just a counterintuitive pair of roomies!

Oh, you did. That was my new bottle of Jack, which is incidentally maybe where my son's name came from, but we've already been over this and I can't ask Ichihara to un-drink it, so. I hope the yukata was worth it.

You'd know if it was worth it better than I would.

This is getting inappropriate. Shame on you.

So that's a yes then. Aren't you just the sweetest.

You had better wish on all the lucky stars in the world that you and Jordan never, ever meet.

But then I'll never, ever get to eat that bag of popcorn I'm saving for if she shows up.

Crotch-Punching Masterpiece Theatre! The crotch being mine, of course, not yours. It'll be just a dandy time. She might even employ Jack as a tiny gladiator to take me down at the knees. Maybe we should set it up for all of Babylon to see. What a lovely reunion!

Everything you've described since I got here? Still far more functional than any family I knew back home.

Oh, we've barely scratched the surface.

I'm sure. And I'm also sure you're really not going to be able to shock or horrify me on this front.

you think their roommates would have first pick.

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