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DEAR BABYLON

WHO WANTS TO GO STREAKING WITH ME?

Dante, you're in. Let's see if Nero and his tiny penis wants to come, too. It might help him get a pity lay.

I'll make sure not to let anyone get too cold. Unless it's the babes around here.

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I am not endorsing this.

You should show off what you've got.

I'll strip you down, babe.

But half of my charm is my elusiveness!

Like you don't already.

streaking for a cause.

right. i'm in.

Make sure not to get hard at the sight of my ass.

It might scare them.

SO KEEP IT DOWN I'LL SUCK IT OFF LATER

If you decide to streak, that will be indecent exposure.

funny. i wasn't sure there was a law against that sorta thing in a place like this.

Ah, I mean, aren't there other ways to parade this?

People will be displeased.

play me the world's smallest violin.

only if that's a promise. i dunno what else could keep it down.

I'll check the law on it.

Wouldn't that just increase breeding urges?

... It appears that streaking is encouraged.

Carry on.

the streaking?

It seems like the kind of thing they'd encourage.

i'm not complaining.

will do. look for my windsock.

Word of advice? Don't use the phrase "world's smallest" in a discussion about streaking.

i don't have any of those insecurities, babe.

Still, it's no fun if the setup's that easy.

the setup doesn't matter to a guy that can deliver.

A real comedian, hmm?

you can decide for yourself if you come see the show.

...you basically just asked me to show up and laugh.

knock yourself silly.

Sorry, I avoid comedians as a rule. Occupational hazard.

your loss.

I'm sure.

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