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I believe that the government did not think their brilliant plan all the way through.

What do they expect me to do with this?

They burn very poorly.

The trash might be a better option.

There is a certain lack of satisfaction in merely throwing something in the trash.

Whatever you do with it, you might want to find sufficient ventilation.

Duly noted.

We could make you a hat?

I am not wearing that on my head.

Well I'm sure it's clean?

...Or I hope it is, anyway.

The only insult worse than receiving undergarments from the government would be receiving secondhand undergarments from the government.

Honestly, with all the baby things and the Viagra in the water?

Wouldn't surprise me.

How very classy of them.

Super classy.

Wear it, apparently.

I believe the problems I have with that should be somewhat obvious.

To all but them.

One must wonder at their qualifications for running anything.

Unfortunately no one has the option of being choosy.

In your case, use it as a rope?

I haven't found myself with much need for rope, either.

Then a very stringy chew-toy?

They really don't think about the quadrupeds, do they?

Evidently not.