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[yourmagician.livejournal.com]

Summer's almost over and what do I have to show for it?

Butt floss for men.

This blows.

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[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

don't have the ass?

[yourmagician.livejournal.com]

How my ass looks in it is the least of my concern.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

so no?

[yourmagician.livejournal.com]

What is it to you?

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

ass affinity.

[yourmagician.livejournal.com]

That's a bit on the creepy side, man.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

you'd rather i had a different fetish?

[yourmagician.livejournal.com]

It's more like I rather not be informed about your fetish...or fetishes.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

don't let me embarrass you.

[yourmagician.livejournal.com]

I'm not embarrassed.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

flustered?

[yourmagician.livejournal.com]

Disturbed.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

sounds weak.

[yourmagician.livejournal.com]

To you.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

right.

[copier.livejournal.com]

Butt floss?

Or a free slingshot?

The choice is yours.

[yourmagician.livejournal.com]

I don't think using a banana hammock as a slingshot is wise. The elasticity only lasts for so long.

[copier.livejournal.com]

Even if it wears out tomorrow, it's more use than I would've gotten from it otherwise!

[yourmagician.livejournal.com]

I guess, but I rather not have to touch the thing more than I have to.

[copier.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I guess I just find this whole thing hilarious more than offensive. The government is oppressing us by mailing people thongs! It's like we're living in the worst sitcom ever.

[yourmagician.livejournal.com]

This is suppose to be government oppression? Here I thought it was their sick joke.

[secondorder.livejournal.com]

Is that what they call it?

[yourmagician.livejournal.com]

...

Yes.

[secondorder.livejournal.com]

At least it's not required. Those things look really uncomfortable ...

[yourmagician.livejournal.com]

Perhaps but some chicks really dig 'em.