Oh my...

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Hmm, mine's purple.  That certainly brings back memories.  Wonder if it was just a coincidence or if one of my white-coated fans pulled some strings. 

Not going to complain about free sleepwear, in any case.  Or free entertainment.  Only thing more amusing than the reactions is the actions.  Have the "fine" folks in charge ever had sex?  Ever?  Because they really don't seem to grasp how this whole dance works in the real worlds.  It's dead mouse syndrome all over again.

Bottom line?  One size most certainly does not fit all.  Kinks can't be quantified.  And quite frankly, I'm glad.  Would ruin all the fun, wouldn't it?  Of course, not like I'm the target of their little reindeer games.  I've always preferred my own, anyway.


[Filter: Dana]

Does your offer of a puppy product tester still stand?

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[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Sure, what have you come up with?

[Filter: Dana]

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Kurama's grown the canine equivalent of catnip. As for the rest, don't want to ruin the surprise.

[Filter: Selina]

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

I don't think I know Kurama; is he a botanist? I'd prefer to know a bit more about the plant's properties before I let Ishmael have any. Is it a pheremonic stimulator or does it affect dogs in some other way?

[Filter: Dana]

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Mmm, botanist is one way to put it. He's the redhead who works at the flower shop. Supernaturally gifted with plants and older than he looks. Grew those trees overnight right after I arrived.

It's olfactory instead of pheromonal. Basically, smells like steak.

You know, I'm almost surprised the government here hasn't been messing with pheromones.

[Filter: Selina]

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Hopefully they don't have the technology. Human pheromones are very complex, and in my world there was little evidence to suggest that they could be artificially manipulated, cologne advertisements to the contrary. It's possible that there have been advances since then, but surely if it were feasible, they would have tried it on us by now.

You really shouldn't give them ideas; I'm certain they monitor the networks.

[Filter: Dana]

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I know at least one... person who toyed with them back home. Probably more. Let's just hope they don't show up here.

I really shouldn't be surprised. We had more than our share of serious hackers in Gotham. Worked with a few in my time.

[Filter: Selina]

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

That's interesting. Did physical laws tend to operate the same way in your world that they do here? You didn't have anyone who could fly under their own power or anything like that, did you?

Although now that I think of it, we do have people who can do that here.

[Filter: Dana]

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I can tell you gravity's exactly the same here. We certainly had our share of frequent fliers, though. Superman for one. There were some who used wings or visible propulsion or magic. But the alien and a few others just... went.

[Filter: Selina]

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

And regarding the dognip, that should be fine. I can bring Ishmael over this afternoon, if you're not busy. He might upset your cats, though - maybe it would be better if you came over here.

[Filter: Dana]

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Will do. I'd like your opinion on my business plans as well. The straight and narrow is a bit uncharted for me.

[Filter: Selina]

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Well, I used to work for the federal government, so I'm your woman, I guess.

[tothegloryof.livejournal.com]

｢(ﾟﾍﾟ) dead mouse syndrome?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Sometimes a cat will bring you a dead mouse to show it likes you. To you, it's disgusting. To them, it's the greatest gift they can imagine.

Some men have a tendency to do pretty much the same thing.

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

It was a lot of work.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I didn't hurt your feelings, did I?

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

Was that a joke?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't recall you actually giving me any dead mice. So quite possibly.

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

A cat spends time catching a mouse. Watching. Hunting. Stalking. The attack must be perfect.

Catching a mouse is an art. Hurting my feelings is a joke. My feelings don't get hurt.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Trust me Firestarter, I know all about felines and the art of the perfect hunt. But not everyone's an art lover. Knowing your recipient is key. And that was kind of the point.

Hmm, not quite the joke I was aiming for.

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

The recipient's dislike doesn't make it less work. That was mine.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Make sure the effort will get you the results you want before you put in the work.

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

Expecting results? For a gift?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

But of course. Even cats do things for a reason. And I think the government's reasons here are blindingly obvious.