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I think that hot Italian chick tried to kill me.

Hospital food is really nasty.

Who tried to do what?

I don't know what was in those noodles, but I was sick for a week.

Heh, given the state of the food around here, occasional food poisoning isn't surprising.

Heh. At least I know I can eat gorillaburgers without getting sick.

I see.

Poison you?

Poison? Maybe some off ingredients. Did you get sick too?

Not at all, but that's quite an accusation you're making.

What?

I got really sick after eating at her house. Probably had some bad ingredients, I dunno.

That's a bit different than a murder attempt.

It felt like I was dying!

Might want to listen to Mr. Lawyer up there. Accusation implies intention.

...Maybe you should just stick to eating over at our place, Tajima.

I wasn't trying to kill you. What makes you think that?