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So we made out. Big deal. People make out all the time.

Right. Whatever.

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So it looks like the lack of space in our freezer is a good thing. Turns out my new ice cream supplier is better looking than the 600 pound behemoth in the kitchen.

... Sorry, Bobby.

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I AM NOT SIX HUNDRED POUNDS

I think you need to have your eyes checked.

I'm not bad looking either.

See, eyes checked.

Thanks for the spam.

So, you're a little young for me. Doesn't mean you can't appreciate me from afar.

I can do that too, you know.

NOT SIX HUNDRED POUNDS

You can't beat the best at what he does best.

I could say the same to you. I'm pretty hot for jailbait.

When Harbor did Carnival I always sucked at that "Guess My Weight" booth.

NOT EVEN TWO HUNDRED

I'm short and kind of too slim.

I never said you weren't hot for a kid.

BUT I AM STILL NOT SIX HUNDRED POUNDS

OR HAIRY

I hear being made of ice can stunt your growth.

OR EXTINCT

X-Men shave their bodies daily.

Except Logan.

Behemoth =/= Mammoth.

Did you know Logan sheds?

That's...

Ew.

I went to school for business. We don't learn this shit.

I thought so, too! But he said the chicks dug him.

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