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[minicooper.livejournal.com]

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So we made out. Big deal. People make out all the time.

Right. Whatever.


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So it looks like the lack of space in our freezer is a good thing. Turns out my new ice cream supplier is better looking than the 600 pound behemoth in the kitchen.

... Sorry, Bobby.

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[minicooper.livejournal.com]

I could say the same to you. I'm pretty hot for jailbait.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I never said you weren't hot for a kid.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

BUT I AM STILL NOT SIX HUNDRED POUNDS

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

OR HAIRY

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

OR EXTINCT

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Behemoth =/= Mammoth.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I went to school for business. We don't learn this shit.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

X-Men shave their bodies daily.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Except Logan.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Did you know Logan sheds?

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

That's...

Ew.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I thought so, too! But he said the chicks dug him.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

He's short, hairy and calls people Bub.

Who would find that h... Nevermind, my aunt Cindy would.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Let me guess: you've seen the movies.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Worst movies ever.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

God, that Bobby was boring.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

I never saw the movies.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

It says something for society when crappy movies like that last until now but no one saves X-Men #1.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Which was probably true.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

But still, gross.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I'm not six hundred pounds but I'm pretty built.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

For a small guy.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

But I'm not small where it counts.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

THE GOVERNMENT THINKS SO.