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[minicooper.livejournal.com]

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So we made out. Big deal. People make out all the time.

Right. Whatever.


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So it looks like the lack of space in our freezer is a good thing. Turns out my new ice cream supplier is better looking than the 600 pound behemoth in the kitchen.

... Sorry, Bobby.

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[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT SIX HUNDRED POUNDS

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I think you need to have your eyes checked.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I'm not bad looking either.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

See, eyes checked.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the spam.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

So, you're a little young for me. Doesn't mean you can't appreciate me from afar.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

I can do that too, you know.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

NOT SIX HUNDRED POUNDS

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

You can't beat the best at what he does best.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

I could say the same to you. I'm pretty hot for jailbait.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

When Harbor did Carnival I always sucked at that "Guess My Weight" booth.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

NOT EVEN TWO HUNDRED

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I'm short and kind of too slim.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I never said you weren't hot for a kid.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

BUT I AM STILL NOT SIX HUNDRED POUNDS

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

OR HAIRY

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

I hear being made of ice can stunt your growth.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

OR EXTINCT

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

X-Men shave their bodies daily.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Except Logan.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Behemoth =/= Mammoth.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Did you know Logan sheds?

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

That's...

Ew.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I went to school for business. We don't learn this shit.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I thought so, too! But he said the chicks dug him.