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I thought this alternate reality crap only happened in those comic books that Gibson collects.

I don't need to apologize to the guy I punched in the face when he tried to stick a needle in my arm, right? Didn't think so.

So I'm supposed to be looking for people I know on here, I guess. So, Barbara, Dinah, if you two are out there, let me know? Although I guess Barbara's probably out. If she were she would've figured out a way to reverse that wacky portal ten seconds after she passed through it.

Everyone else, since I should apparently socialize, hi, I'm Helena. I'm not interested in being your bff so don't ask. Is there a bar around here that's hiring? If I'm gonna be stuck here a while I'll need work. And booze, but it's kind of a cycle.

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Helena, hmm? Unusual name.

There's a bar called Swayze's and a club called Cocytus that both seem to be fairly popular. Might want to check with them.

a bar? a waitress or a tender?

What can I say, I'm an unusual type of girl.

Thanks, I will.

If I were a waitress I'd be looking for some place a whole lot nicer than a bar.

yeah, okay. i'll give you that. you have experience?

Three years, and I lived above the damn bar.

You'll probably fit right in then.

Selina Kyle. Welcome to the end of the world and etc.

hey, i gotta ask.

it doesn't take much to pour a shot of jack into a glass, but there are procedures. what do you think, bobby?

...Are you really Selina Kyle?

Ah, yes. Selina Kyle, aka Catwoman. From the comics, not the movies. My reputation proceeds me yet again?

Uh. Yeah. Something like that.

Don't believe everything you read.

It's not-

I knew her. You. In my world. Not the movies or the comics.

...ah. One of Bruce's alternate Earths, then. Hopefully not the one where I was a prostitute.

You were-

Actually nevermind.

No, you were Catwoman.

That's a "knew" and a "were" I see.

You were Catwoman. You quit the whole gig a while back.

Yeah, well, I was pretty much headed that direction in my Gotham too. Pregnant and all.

Oh.

And interestingly enough, Helena was the name I'd settled on for a girl. Funny, that.

Helena Kyle's a good name. I should know.

I'm game. She's hot.

looks like she's in.

So now you're claiming to be...

I swear that if this is someone's idea of a joke, someone is getting their face ripped off.

Not so much claiming as am.

I don't really think there's any way to actually prove who I say I am, since besides the Catwoman thing I don't know if DNA would bridge the gaps across time and space.

The fact that you both chose the name Helena though is kinda something.

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