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[feelthenight.livejournal.com]

I thought this alternate reality crap only happened in those comic books that Gibson collects.

I don't need to apologize to the guy I punched in the face when he tried to stick a needle in my arm, right? Didn't think so.

So I'm supposed to be looking for people I know on here, I guess. So, Barbara, Dinah, if you two are out there, let me know? Although I guess Barbara's probably out. If she were she would've figured out a way to reverse that wacky portal ten seconds after she passed through it.

Everyone else, since I should apparently socialize, hi, I'm Helena. I'm not interested in being your bff so don't ask. Is there a bar around here that's hiring? If I'm gonna be stuck here a while I'll need work. And booze, but it's kind of a cycle.

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[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I was pretty much headed that direction in my Gotham too. Pregnant and all.

[feelthenight.livejournal.com]

Oh.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

And interestingly enough, Helena was the name I'd settled on for a girl. Funny, that.

[feelthenight.livejournal.com]

Helena Kyle's a good name. I should know.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

So now you're claiming to be...

I swear that if this is someone's idea of a joke, someone is getting their face ripped off.

[feelthenight.livejournal.com]

Not so much claiming as am.

I don't really think there's any way to actually prove who I say I am, since besides the Catwoman thing I don't know if DNA would bridge the gaps across time and space.

The fact that you both chose the name Helena though is kinda something.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I suppose it is.

You'll forgive me if I'm not exactly thrilled about this. The whole epic multiverse deal was never really my thing.

[feelthenight.livejournal.com]

No kidding. I had trouble wrapping my head around all the shit that went down in New Gotham some days. This is a little much.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Plus, I hadn't really planned on dealing with alternate reality kids of bartending age until I was at least in my thirties.

New Gotham? Do I even want to know?

[feelthenight.livejournal.com]

Not as exciting as you might think it was. There was an earthquake. Old Gotham is pretty much buried under New Gotham.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I was there for the quake and a little of the aftermath. It was still just Gotham City, though. Not like the whole thing was leveled.

[feelthenight.livejournal.com]

Yeah it was pretty much leveled here. Or well. In my world.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Your world already sounds absolutely charming.

[giantego]

This is so screwed up, I think I'm in love with it.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

You really don't want to test my patience right now, Perry.

[giantego]

Fair enough. Because now I'm thinking what if some modelesque fruit claiming to be Jack Cox came through and told me that in ~his world~ his father had stepped down from medicine after the hospital was leveled, and it gives me the willies. Difference is, I'm not currently pregnant with the clone baby herself. Anyway, not my point. Do you need anything.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Someone to find a way around the whole "no drinking when with fetus" thing.

[feelthenight.livejournal.com]

Well it wasn't all earthquakes and supervillians.

[hostbu]

Do you still need a babysitter if she is already grown up? She's just as petty as her mother!

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

...I'll keep you posted.

And if you meant pretty, then... thank you, I think.

[hostbu]

[hostbu]

I'M SORRY MY KEYBOARD ISSTICKY

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

It's fine, Tamaki. I figured it was an accident.

[hostbu]

you are bothextemely beautifull!

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I guess I have to admit there is something of a resemblance.