http://uponawitch.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] uponawitch.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] indesolution2007-10-27 04:22 pm
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One (1) very attractive woman looking for three (3) one (1) zero (0) assistants in the managing of a shop. Experience with housework; cleaning, cooking, a plus. Open mind and tolerance of rude gentlemen in red also a plus. Payment negotiable.

For further information contact Yuuko, room 306 in the Taurus building. ♥
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[identity profile] lickthatdevil.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
what the fuck is this?

[identity profile] lickthatdevil.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
who the fuck are you sending over to our apartment?

[identity profile] lickthatdevil.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
what the fuck!

[identity profile] lickthatdevil.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
don't fuck with me.

[identity profile] lickthatdevil.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
what the hell are you doing?

[identity profile] uponawitch.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing that you need to worry about. I'll make sure that they won't bother you, Dante-kun~

[identity profile] lickthatdevil.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
you're bothering me now!

[identity profile] forkball.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Apply in person?

[identity profile] lickthatdevil.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
dude, she's motherfucking crazy. stay away.

[identity profile] uponawitch.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, if you would.

And don't listen to him, he's just grumpy.

[identity profile] lickthatdevil.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
grumpy, me?

[identity profile] lickthatdevil.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
dude, you really gonna work for her?

[identity profile] forkball.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
She can't be that bad, can she?

[identity profile] lickthatdevil.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
dude, take it from her roommate. she's crazy.

[identity profile] uponawitch.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't lie to the children, Dante-kun.

[identity profile] lickthatdevil.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm not. please don't hurt me, scary witch lady.

[identity profile] uponawitch.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
♥

[identity profile] lookedback.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of shop?

[identity profile] lickthatdevil.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
you don't want anything to do with it.

[identity profile] lookedback.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it something illegal?

[identity profile] lickthatdevil.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
she's crazy! she'll make you her servant.

you know what. nevermind. come on over.

[identity profile] uponawitch.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
A shop that grants wishes.

[identity profile] lookedback.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'll be applying.

[identity profile] uponawitch.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent.

[personal profile] ex_wells219 2007-10-27 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucky last applicant!!!? I always thought I'd be good at sales...

[personal profile] ex_wells219 2007-10-27 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I will! I haven't been here long though.

[identity profile] uponawitch.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
The experience of a certain world is not needed, as long as you have experience of another.

[personal profile] ex_wells219 2007-10-27 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well in my world I was kinda always too busy helping Buffy avert Apocalypses and stuff like that to really get a proper job, but I bake a lot and I like to clean! And I know lots of people here.

[identity profile] captnkennit.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I must admit, I am tempted to challenge the boy simply for the pleasure of spending each of my working days in the company of an attractive woman.

[personal profile] ex_wells219 2007-10-27 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
wait wait wait

do you mean me? uhhhhhhhhhhh.

[identity profile] captnkennit.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I do indeed! However, upon rereading I find that I have no taste for shopkeeping or servants work. I will be sure to visit.

[identity profile] uponawitch.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It seems as though the job was not suited for you, Mister Kennit.

[identity profile] captnkennit.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It does seem that way, doesn't it? However I do hope that I do not have to work at your shop to be able to spend time in your presence.
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