indesolution | (no subject)

Dear Roommate,

Stop stealing from my stash when you think I'm not watching. I am.

Sounds like you need a new roommate.

I need no roommate.

Whatever floats your boat.

Unless she's not an insane klepto.

Not everyone can be lucky enough to get an awesome roommate. Some people are bound to get shafted.

I would mind less if she were less obvious about it.

So you need a ninja for a roommate? I hear chick ninjas are like tigers in bed.

If I don't notice how can I mind?

Sounds like a plus to me.

What are you talking about?

Cute. You and the pill bottle. The leg of the desk chair.

I haven't been taking anything of yours.

what kinda stash do you have man???