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[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

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y'know, even if I say to people that it's better here where it's not as annoying, it doesn't really feel right. Even after being here for... what, a couple months?

If they're not coming here, then they may as well just keep their asses out of trouble for my sake. Like hell am I doing cleanup duty for them if I get back.

... my hair still feels funny, damnit! What did that redheaded bastard do to it?

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I need to get out for a while to get some -- uh, things. I KNOW, I'M AS SHOCKED AS YOU ARE, COMMUNITY. I AM DOING THINGS.

... I wonder if I'm still not allowed in the supermarket.

Comments

[asinlessera.livejournal.com]

Ah, the dog man!

Why aren't you allowed in?

[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

Because the manager didn't appreciate it when I called him out on a supposedly ~*delicate*~ problem. How was I supposed to know telling him to get a man-douche would get me banned?

[asinlessera.livejournal.com]

A man-douche?

[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

YES.

... he really needed one! I mean, come on. Asshattery like that, you can tell he needs one bad.

[asinlessera.livejournal.com]

Ah, I'm not very familiar with the term ...

[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

What, asshattery? ... ALL RIGHT GATHER ROUND CHILDREN 'cause I'm not really in the mood to repeat myself!

Asshattery = what happens when stupid people say or do stupid things. For example, mister in-need-of-douching up there is committing asshattery by banning me from the store because I APPARENTLY misread the whole 'buy one get one free' sale on strawberry milk ( even though my eyes are fine, the hell ) and because my oh-so-helpful advice 'touched a nerve'.

TAKE IT TO HEART.

[asinlessera.livejournal.com]

I meant man-douche, but, um, that's very informative, too!

[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

See what I told sparkly down there, then.

[asinlessera.livejournal.com]

Why did it offend your manager?

[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

wh -- I don't work for him, why should I care if it offended him or not.

[asinlessera.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry! I misread ...

[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

Eh, it's fine. Just don't go telling everyone to get a man-douche.

[asinlessera.livejournal.com]

I'm still not sure what one is!

[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

Look, it's a very simple yet very complex concept. Ask someone that's not me, okay? I've got things to do.

[asinlessera.livejournal.com]

Ah, alright ... I'm sorry for bothering you!

[andbelieve.livejournal.com]

What is a 'man-douche'?

[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

It's something magical and sparkly that only really stupid men can use.

Not me, though. 'cause I'm awesome.

[andbelieve.livejournal.com]

Oh! That sounds nice.

[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

... yes.

[andbelieve.livejournal.com]

What do they use it for?

[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

It's a secret.

[andbelieve.livejournal.com]

Is it a weapon, then?

[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

How should I know that? I've never had one.

[andbelieve.livejournal.com]

Oh!

I'll ask Ky-san about it, then.

[ghosthelp.livejournal.com]

ill bite

what kinda shit are ya doin

[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

THINGS so important they require capitalization and italics!!

-- really I just needed to get out of the apartment.

[pullingpuzzles.livejournal.com]

Can I print this out and frame it?

[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

Very funny, Ladle.

[pullingpuzzles.livejournal.com]

Before I know it, you might be eating vegetables.

[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

NOT ON MY WATCH, I WON'T.

[pullingpuzzles.livejournal.com]

We'll see about that.

[ghosthelp.livejournal.com]

theres no where to get out to

anywhere ya go sucks